(RP) Six Months Later

[Jepeth]

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[Sweetpeez]

A conspiracy theorist gave a speech in Skara Brae claiming Jepeth was both alive and had gone underground to overthrow the King. The crowd ignored him and dispersed, though, because he was a goblin and was clearly trying to cause strife.

Wunce uhgin yooz hummiez neber listen tooz uzinz. Dat poor Goblin wuz trying tooz reliebe yooz strezz und let yooz nooz yooz friend hummiez wuz uhlibe. Wait til yooz seeez himz leading uh platoon ob meez army tooz ober throw dat false kingie!
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errrrr leadign uh group ob hummiez tooz piknik at meez kastle in supoort ob da false kingie errr just kingie yerg yerg datz it.