*Slowly lifts an eyebrow*
http://stratics.com/community/threads/campaign-manifestos-unopposed-candidates.304553/
Thinking to himself… interesting Jhelom manifesto. Maybe he is the right candidate for Jhelom. He does have one of the key character traits for being a truly successful politician. What was that quote again… as yes… “I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life”. He may do well with the representing Jhelom. But with all politicians, there is always one thing to disagree on… ponders way to burn down the Performing Arts Centre and get away with it… wonders if his childhood fears caused him to write these songs… bah… where’s that bottle of mead…
*Picks up quill to start drafting a letter to the news reporter*
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*Rue Tor translating Stray Cats – Stray Cat Strut in UO*
Salinger’s Jhelom Strut
Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh,
Hotshot citizens sittin' on a fence
They got enough gold to pay the agreement
I'm not broke but I don't care
I strut right by with my manifesto in the air
Jhelom Governor strut, I'm a politcal cat,
A terrific liar, hey man, thats where its at
Get a e-bolt thrown at me from a mean old man
Get a true statement from me if you can
Yeah don't cross my path
I don't bother wanting new things around
I slink down in the Jhelom pits looking for a fight
I’m all fed up on a hot summer night
Singin' the lies while the other towns cry,
"Wild Jhelom Governor, you're a real guy."
I wish they could understand politics is wild,
but I got Jhelom Governor class and I got my style.
I don't bother wanting new things around
I slink down in the Jhelom pits looking for a fight
I’m all fed up on a hot summer night
Singin' the lies while the other towns cry,
"Wild Jhelom Governor, you're a real guy."
I wish they could understand politics is wild,
but I got Jhelom Governor class and I got my style.
http://stratics.com/community/threads/campaign-manifestos-unopposed-candidates.304553/
Thinking to himself… interesting Jhelom manifesto. Maybe he is the right candidate for Jhelom. He does have one of the key character traits for being a truly successful politician. What was that quote again… as yes… “I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life”. He may do well with the representing Jhelom. But with all politicians, there is always one thing to disagree on… ponders way to burn down the Performing Arts Centre and get away with it… wonders if his childhood fears caused him to write these songs… bah… where’s that bottle of mead…
*Picks up quill to start drafting a letter to the news reporter*
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*Rue Tor translating Stray Cats – Stray Cat Strut in UO*
Salinger’s Jhelom Strut
Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh,
Hotshot citizens sittin' on a fence
They got enough gold to pay the agreement
I'm not broke but I don't care
I strut right by with my manifesto in the air
Jhelom Governor strut, I'm a politcal cat,
A terrific liar, hey man, thats where its at
Get a e-bolt thrown at me from a mean old man
Get a true statement from me if you can
Yeah don't cross my path
I don't bother wanting new things around
I slink down in the Jhelom pits looking for a fight
I’m all fed up on a hot summer night
Singin' the lies while the other towns cry,
"Wild Jhelom Governor, you're a real guy."
I wish they could understand politics is wild,
but I got Jhelom Governor class and I got my style.
I don't bother wanting new things around
I slink down in the Jhelom pits looking for a fight
I’m all fed up on a hot summer night
Singin' the lies while the other towns cry,
"Wild Jhelom Governor, you're a real guy."
I wish they could understand politics is wild,
but I got Jhelom Governor class and I got my style.
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