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She Is Making Me Sell Stuff

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TerryFyde

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Petra decided it was time for some "spring cleaning" and my room at The Chateau was the first on her list. In her typically evil way she has made me clear out my treasures (the ones she does not want that is). Consequently my vendor at Molly's Emporium is now freshly stocked with "stuff" from mainly treasure hunting expeditions and a few 10th Aniversary items.

As i was not sure what to price my treasures at i did the only sensible thing and asked Petra, therefore, ALL complaints of overpricing should be addressed to she who i obey rolleyes:
 

kelmo

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kelmo

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Well... She is the boss.
 

Wulf2k

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She hacked my account for the sole purpose of posting that there.

Well, that and writing erotic PMs to Kelmo from me.
 

kelmo

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Those were not from you? :sad4:
 

kelmo

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You miss me more, I will wager. *smiles*
 

Wulf2k

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Hey, stop plagiarizing my work!
"You miss me more, I will wager", said Kelmo.

And then Kelmo caressed Wulf's clavicle.

"This is wrong", said Wulf.

"Then I don't want to be right," replied Kelmo, in a husky voice.
 

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Aislin*SP

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You miss me more, I will wager. *smiles*

Well now... Without Penn, there would be no Teller. Without Itchy - no Scratchy. Just one Smothers Brother? No - you two are a pair and I miss you both equally. That is my story and I'm sticking to it.
 

kelmo

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Mother always liked him best...
 
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TerryFyde

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All because Petra made me move my treasure from the little room she lets me use and put it on a vendor at prices she dictated ...... ooopps i should not use variations on the "D" word when referring to "she who is obeyed" ....... did you ebyl ones have to go and buy so much of it?

*goes into the quiet corner and sulks*
 
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