Well, the fork is 9 stones, and your kryss is 2 stones.
I think if you asked any of the ladies, they'd say that something that's 2 is nowhere near the same caliber of something that is 9.
I'm sure you can make up for some of it with being a caring and attentive stabber, but at that point it's kind of like stabbing a hot dog down a hallway.
*wanders off, muttering to the voices*