Selling snow white vet robe - 500k PM me

[Fidessa]

See head.

 

[Fidessa]

*bumb*

 

[Garaba]

No bumping

 

[Krishka_SP]

actually if you read carefully she bumbed

 

[Guest]

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No bumping

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Thanks for letting us know...good thing there is only a robe and a bumb in this thread.

Btw, Fidessa, is the bumb included in the 500K price or is it sold separately?

-Skylark

 

[Guest]

No bumpin? Are you kiddin me?

 

[Calell]

This I HAVE to hear the underlying reasoning behind...

 

[Timothy_SP]

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No bumping

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[Timothy_SP]

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See head.

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Does it come with 7 dwarves? Errr....or should I say vertically challenged?

 

[Spree]

WHY?

 

[Spree]

Skylark are you coming to the Crafter battle?

 

[Shad-SP]

Hmmmmm, Ok.........so is the "no bumping" comment simply a directive my wife paid you to say or is it about something else?

Because when I get the chance (once or twice a year) I love to bump!!!!

 

[Kat SP]

Uglies?

 

[Shad-SP]

Exactly....thats what I am talking about!!! So why cant we? Who is the power behind the denial of the bump? Why no bumping?

Cant we all just bump and get along?!!

 

[Spree]

This thread as been officially thread jacked drop the robe and step away from the keyboard.

 

[Shad-SP]

*drops rope and gets ready for some serious bumping*

 

[Shad-SP]

Hmmmmm, come to think of it..........A Snow White Vet Robe might be useful for hiding signs of secretive bumping!!!! Right color, concealing....hmmmm

Might very well be worth $500k if I can bump discreetly!

 

[Guest]

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Does it come with 7 dwarves? Errr....or should I say vertically challenged?

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More importantly, how large of a vet bonus does Snow White get when she equips the robe? If it pushes her over the top in skill points for another stable slot, that could make all the difference in the sale!

-Skylark

 

[imported_Castor]

keep this post on the top.

 

[Guest]

Is a Nudge as good as a bump?

Nudge Nudge




Man:
'Evening, squire!

Squire:
(stiffly)
Good evening.

Man:
Is, uh,... Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?

Squire:
I, uh, I beg your pardon?

Man:
Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?

Squire:
(flustered)
Well, she sometimes 'goes', yes.

Man:
Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, know whatahmean, nudge nudge?

Squire:
(confused)
I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.

Man:
Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good!
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Squire:
Are you, uh,... are you selling something?

Man:
SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay?
(pause)
Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE!

Squire:
Well, I, uh....

Man:
Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay?

Squire:
Um, she likes sport, yes!

Man:
I bet she does, I bet she does!

Squire:
As a matter of fact she's very fond of cricket.

Man:
'Oo isn't? Likes games, eh?
Knew she would. Likes games, eh?
She's been around a bit, been around?

Squire:
She has traveled, yes. She's from Scarsdale.

(pause)

Man:
SAY NO MORE!!
Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!

Squire:
I wasn't going to!

Man:
Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib?
Is your uh, is your wife interested in... photography, ay? 'Photographs, ay', he asked him knowlingly?

Squire:
Photography?

Man:
Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

Squire:
Holiday snaps, eh?

Man:
They could be, they could be taken on holiday.
Candid, you know, CANDID photography?

Squire:
No, no I'm afraid we don't have a camera.

Man:
Oh.
(leeringly)
Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?

Squire:
Look... are you insinuating something?

Man:
Oh, no, no, no... yes.

Squire:
Well?

Man:
Well, you're a man of the world, squire.

Squire:
Yes...

Man:
I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh... You've 'done it'...

Squire:
What do you mean?

Man:
Well, I mean like,... you've SLEPT, with a lady...

Squire:
Yes...

Man:
What's it like?

*chuckles*

 

[Limdul]

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No bumping

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Thanks for the warning....

 

[Spree]

I was on the bumper cars at Six Flags this somer incase any one is intrested.

 

[Shad-SP]

Hmmm, just finished a good night in game and wanted to come back and check on the status of our "dont bump" discussion.

Frankly, I say bump all night long and bump like its 1999!!!

That said, Im going to where no bumping happens....yep, a married man's bedroom!!!

So ya'll have a g'night and, if you have the chance, go looking for a bump while you still can!!!

 

[GonthraX]

You're all going to get banned and be forced to goto SP.net and post deranged threads about how much stratics sucks and how ugly random people are.

 

[Kat SP]

 

[Virgil Tempest]

*stumbles in*

 

[Guest]

Aha actions, jumps in

 

[Guest]

If anyone's qualified to bump into things, it's me!

*blunders around blindly*

<font color="red"><center>*BUMP*</center></font>

*also tries out MS Paint skills on new sig*

 

[Sloan]

*bumps into virgil* hey there handsome...come here often?

 

[Mandolin]

Hey Gonthrax, I had hoped to bump in to you last night... instead Katharine and I just kept bump'n into each other during a sad attempt to bump the champ spawn in the Despise last night. Hopefully we'll bump into you tonite or sometime this weekend!

 

[Fidessa]

Err what a fuzz about my bumbing !

Thought everyone was going of on me for naming it snow white robe instead of ice white robe

Oh yes.... it's still available, so common buy that vet robe!

 

[Virgil Tempest]

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*bumps into virgil* hey there handsome...come here often?

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not too often these days

 

[Shad-SP]

So anybody get their bump on last night?

 

[Guest]

go looking for a bump while you still can!!!
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Why down here in Mississippi
we find always find a bump... in the road .. when we do find one, it can become a yummy 8 course dinner, yall.

This bump in the road ended up this way cuz Castor done put blaze on it, as ye can see. It would have looked far better, in a vet white robe !

So natch, I dun run 'im over with me pickemup truck, for wearing some blaze in the first place and also for blockin me passage, like some speed bump in me way, on the mississippi information super highway !

*places silver platters of fried possum, filet possum, fricasee possum, possum stew, possum riblets au jaus, and crepes del possum in elderberry fruit glaze' for everyone's UO breakfast*

 

[Beatrice Quill]

*BUMP*

Ow. Who left that thread lying around for anyone to walk into?

*rubs nose*

KIDS!!! How many times have I told you to pick up your toys???

 

[Virgil Tempest]

I nearly bumped my head getting up from bed this morning.

 

[Guest]

I accidently hit a speed bump doin about 20 last night, it was fun. Speed bumps are way to bumpy and they need to kill the bump or make it a hump.

 

[riffraff]

Rabid Bumpy?