(Player Event) SAVE LADY TANG! ReScheduled (A High Seas Event)

[DeadBob]

SAVE LADY TANG!
(A High Seas Event)

The despicable DeadBob has shanghaied Lady Tang and carried her off to the Lost Lands of Trammel aboard his Orc ship, The Mann Act.

Find the Orc Ship:
The Mann Act will be sailing the seas of the Lost Lands in Trammel,
3M - 4M EST
Sunday, September 11, 2011.

Save Lady Tang & Win the Orc Ship:
It is well known that the blaggard DeadBob will deny everything when confronted and even give up his ship to the first person to board it to save his own skin.

Clues will be coming over the SAVE LADY TANG chat channel. Use this chat channel during the event to ask questions or to trick the scurvy dog into revealing his location.

JOIN THE SWEET TRADE FOR A BIT 'O FUN THIS SATURDAY!​

A rune to the Papua docks will be on top of the green chest at the front of the Book Store, for contestants who wish to place their ship directly into the seas of the Lost Lands. ‘Course, ye can sail to the Lost Lands from Trammel by finding a Serpent Pillar & sayin’ “Doracron.” There be two pillars, one East of Trinsic at 110S, 116E & one West of Jhelom at 145S, 63W.

Unbeknownst to the squiffy DeadBob, his pilot is secretly helping Lady Tang: The pilot has set the ship’s security to allow anyone to board it.

The first person to board the Orc ship will win the Orc ship.

SAVE THE KIDNAPPED LASS & WIN AN ORC SHIP!​

 

[Sally MacLennane]

*prepares for hostage negotiations and talking DeadBob down from the crow's nest of his ship* *also prepares rum*

 

[Lord Raven]

*prepares for hostage negotiations and talking DeadBob down from the crow's nest of his ship* *also prepares rum*

Negotiations? Lets see DeadBob negotiate with a load of grapeshot!

On a "reality" note... I received the email about my account having no billing information on file. Since I know I re-entered the info after account migration and since I'm seeing a charge on my bank account I'm going to ignore it. I've read a lotta horror stories about double-billing and I don't plan to become one of them, so I'll just let the account run until I can't log in anymore no matter what emails they send.

Just an FYI, in case I'm late or don't show up... that'll mean they suspended my account for non-payment I guess... probably won't happen, but I can't afford to pay for the game twice either so... fun, eh?

 

[Lord Raven]

After a short pursuit by several concerned citizens, DeadBob was apprehended and Lady Tang was set free.

Lady Grace seized DeadBob's ship, The Mann Act and renamed it: The Lady Tang

Command of the vessel was transferred to the Paladin, Lord Splinter and the ship will be outfitted with cannon for service to the MAGX Guild.

The Lady Tang is currently docked at the MAGX docks in New Haven, awaiting her first deployment as a rescue ship.

Read the full press release: Lady Tang Saved By Dread Pirate

 

[DeadBob]

Nordberg has it all wrong.
The Lass is addled. I was merely taking her for therapy.
It was all a misunderstanding. I coulda swore the Lady said, "Yes."
It wasn't my fault. I had a difficult childhood, y'know.
Actually, truth is, Tang kidnapped me. I was the victim!