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Rant: People Who Cannot Be Bothered to Speak in Complete Sentances

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Communication in UO has its limits. It is challenging to have a real-time conversation via text-based interaction, especially for folks who are not adept typists. I also acknowledge the constraints of a character limit per statement. Nevertheless, for the sake of modern communication--not to mention my sanity--I must object to the overload of written "short cuts."

First of all, short cuts don't save as much time as you think they do. Sure, there are some examples of shortened words--such as "u" instead of "you." But how is "OMGLOLBBQ!" more convenient than "Hehe" or even "*laughs*". The point is, some slang is even more cumbersome than actual English phrases.

Secondly, some folks don't understand what you are saying, thereby defeating the purpose of typing the message in the first place. Presumably, when you form words and project them to other humans, you intend to communicate. If the meaning of your communication is lost on said humans, then the time that you spent typing your message was wasted. By avoiding shortcuts, communicated statements will be successfully translated by the intended recipient(s).

Third, punctuation matters. I try not to hammer this point, as English punctuation rules are generally mind-boggling. In fact, 90% of the time, I won't correct punctuation. However, there are times when the meaning of a phrase is completely altered by punctuation: e.g., "Jesus drawing is hard!" is very different than, "Jesus. Drawing is hard!"

This is one reason I like role-players. Although I have never RPd, myself, and really have no interest in doing so, I find it infinitely refreshing to be around these folks. Is it because of their broken, Shakespearean English? No! (Or, "Nay!", as the RPers might say). Rather, it is because they spell correctly? No--they don't always (nor do I)! It is because--both in character and out of character, whether spelled or misspelled--they tend to habitually speak in complete, properly-punctuated sentences.

Chances are, if I see you speaking in broken English in game, I will say nothing. The fact is, as subscription-paying adults, you are welcome to speak and play however you choose. However, I will think something--namely, "Sheesh! Can't (s)he speak in complete sentences once in a while?"

By the way, if we do interact in game, please feel invited to take as much time as you need in formulating your statements. Although I am not especially patient with shortcut-speak, I have just enough patience to wait for real, unadulterated English.

/End jest...er, rant :mf_prop:
 
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That doesn't count. That's art. :D
 

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U nO wUt I lOvE iS tHoSe ClOwNs ThAt TyPe LiKe DeY HaS a HyPeR AcTiVe ShIfT KeYs.
 

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lol, and that's not even easy to do. It's time consuming and requires a certain amount of finger dexterity. Sheesh. :lol:
 
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Back in the days of Winamp 2.9x, I remember there was a plugin that let you use the keyboard lights as like "disco lights" as a novelty feature.
On Windows 9x OSes, it could mess with the lights without actually toggling caps/num/scroll lock.
The same couldn't be said for 2K, which made it easy to (forget you had it activated and) type a few sentences (without realising).
 
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the fragmented sentences never really bothered me that much i think there is one that is much worse its the ones that type out incredibly long run on sentences with absolutely no punctuation rambling from subject to subject through what should be multiple paragraphs that drive me nuts it just keeps going and going and going making the energizer bunny look bad there is also the grammar police that feel the need to troll every such post with snide comments I really feel for them but its really not nice instead of trolling they could just donate cash to a literacy foundation

Ack! I'm getting a headache from trying to type that way! :p
 

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lol, great example. Typically see this more on forums than in game--and yes, it's equally frustrating. :lol:
 

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7r¥ 7h1$ £337 7r4n$£470r.
7¥p3 1n h3r3, 4nÐ $33 7h3 w0rÐ$ 7r4n$£473 70 £337.
$p34|{1n9 1n µ£71m4 0n£1n3 1$ jµ$7 £1|{3 4n¥ 07h3r 94m3. 3$p3(14££¥ PVP, wh3r3 7h3 m0r3 £337 ¥0µ $p34|{ $h0w$ h0w mµ(h m0r3 pr0 ¥0µ 4r3 7h4n 7h3 (4$µ4£ 94m3r

roflcopter @ dis p0$7, lt PWnerz
 

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7r¥ 7h1$ £337 7r4n$£470r.
7¥p3 1n h3r3, 4nÐ $33 7h3 w0rÐ$ 7r4n$£473 70 £337.
$p34|{1n9 1n µ£71m4 0n£1n3 1$ jµ$7 £1|{3 4n¥ 07h3r 94m3. 3$p3(14££¥ PVP, wh3r3 7h3 m0r3 £337 ¥0µ $p34|{ $h0w$ h0w mµ(h m0r3 pr0 ¥0µ 4r3 7h4n 7h3 (4$µ4£ 94m3r

roflcopter @ dis p0$7, lt PWnerz
You realize that your first sentence translates, "Type in here, and see the words translate to elite," no? You used a translator. Cheater. :p
 

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You caught me, yeah i used a translator for the first part. Anyone who actually would talk like that i think would be deemed insane. But it is still fun to throw a few pwnzors and the like in once in a while. And i'm sure some people still think 1337 is just a number in the thousands. I think game "shorthand" can be fun; my peeve tho are the people who type "one word, return" over and over again.
 

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Aye, that is a pet peeve of my, as well.

Also, I could never have translated your 1337 speak without the aid of a translator. ;)
 

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That's alright. I accept you, regardless.
 

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I was doing some character research on this for an upcoming play we're working on. One of the characters is 100% ooc and speaks like (as a friend described) "a thirteen year old texting on a cell phone".

It's hard to find the right balance. BBQ-speak is a language that is easy to pick up but very very difficult to master.
 
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I was doing some character research on this for an upcoming play we're working on. One of the characters is 100% ooc and speaks like (as a friend described) "a thirteen year old texting on a cell phone".

It's hard to find the right balance. BBQ-speak is a language that is easy to pick up but very very difficult to master.
Actually ... :talktothehand: 'tisn't

observe

some things can only be learned and never taught ... :danceb:
 

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Not to put to fine a question to ya ...
is that supposed to be an example of PROPER punctuation?
ya know like ... complete sentences? :thumbsup: topic !

*ahem*:blushing:
in that case ... Fayled Dhreams has saved quite a number of lives ... eh? as it USUALLY is presented that I USE too much ... eh?

As for "properly" ... *ahem*:blushing:
please to give an example of an equally and/or MORE bastardized(specifically 3, though also in common usage inferring illegitimate claim to parentage) / adulterated language than "American English"

Just trying to estimate HOW LONG you may need wait ... re:
By the way, if we do interact in game, please feel invited to take as much time as you need in formulating your statements. Although I am not especially patient with shortcut-speak, I have just enough patience to wait for real, unadulterated English.
:danceb:
 

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I genuinely cannot decipher the post above.
 

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You don't understand Fayled, but feel worthy of being a mod on Stratics?
 

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My qualifications are wholly tied to my rakish good looks and charm.
 
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I genuinely cannot decipher the post above.
*shrugs* not my fault.
I could suggest >asking a question< , on any one part/fragment; but that would put you in the querulous position of answering questions with questions.
Which in its suggestion (to ask questions) could be seen as an acceptance of a "worthy" declaration of defeat (I genuinely cannot decipher the post above. )
*shrugs*
Easier to assume, then ... you gonna be waiting a loooooooong time to hear / see: Unadulterated English.

To aran: though not "white" the
IS a form of ribbon.
again with the *shrug*

Fayled Laughs and leaves ... :danceb:
 

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Sorry, mine and Kelmo's qualifications . . .
 

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Kelmo is unqualified to toss salad. That's why he's a dishwasher.
 
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Not to put to fine a question to ya ...
is that supposed to be an example of PROPER punctuation?
ya know like ... complete sentences? :thumbsup: topic !

*ahem*:blushing:
in that case ... Fayled Dhreams has saved quite a number of lives ... eh? as it USUALLY is presented that I USE too much ... eh?

As for "properly" ... *ahem*:blushing:
please to give an example of an equally and/or MORE bastardized(specifically 3, though also in common usage inferring illegitimate claim to parentage) / adulterated language than "American English"

Just trying to estimate HOW LONG you may need wait ... re:
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I have to mostly go with "wtf..." While I can comprehend each element here, I can not for the life of me understand your point. For example why is "how long" capitalized?

As for your challenge, does it have to be both? And care to explain how it is adulterated? Any one example works for me, but then I guess it depends what you base your statement on as well. Do we consider "American English" to be a Dialect of "English"? If so, I would say the "Chinese language" is far more bastardized, not sure about the adulterated part as I am unsure what you are getting on about there.
 
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My impression is the vast majority of native english speakers aren't adequately educated in its proper use. You generally don't see that in other languages.
 
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I rather think most other languages have not created such abbrevations yet.
And as english is the internet language is should be normal that the creation of such an internet language is faster.
 
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I don't know "most other languages", but the ones I do know each have their own Internet shorthand.
 

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Even Chinese has some text-related shorthand, which is amazing considering that they use characters.
 
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I have to mostly go with "wtf..." While I can comprehend each element here, I can not for the life of me understand your point. For example why is "how long" capitalized?

As for your challenge, does it have to be both? And care to explain how it is adulterated? Any one example works for me, but then I guess it depends what you base your statement on as well. Do we consider "American English" to be a Dialect of "English"? If so, I would say the "Chinese language" is far more bastardized, not sure about the adulterated part as I am unsure what you are getting on about there.
*sigh*
:twak: soup question

the "challenge" IS specific(does it have to be both?)
(no)
give an example
of an equally
and/or MORE
bastardized(specifically 3, though also in common usage inferring illegitimate claim to parentage) /
adulterated language than "American English"

it is not my fault that YOU can(apparently)NOT
explain how it is adulterated?
:dunce: for you

:next:
 

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I rather think most other languages have not created such abbrevations yet.
And as english is the internet language is should be normal that the creation of such an internet language is faster.
You're absolutely wrong on the first sentence. You're completely deluded on the second.

English is the internet language? Surely you jest. Just because you only participate in English-speaking or English-focused forums doesn't make it the only thing there is. There's a whole world out there that you just don't see if you don't go looking for it.
 
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*sigh*
:twak: soup question

the "challenge" IS specific(does it have to be both?)
(no)
give an example
of an equally
and/or MORE
bastardized(specifically 3, though also in common usage inferring illegitimate claim to parentage) /
adulterated language than "American English"

it is not my fault that YOU can(apparently)NOT


:dunce: for you

:next:
Well then, I am not sure how I missed the and/or part, but I still gave you one example. I could even say "Mexican" Despite the fact it is not considered its own language, maybe more appropriate way to say it is "Mexican Spanish". Still don't know of an example of how "American English" Is adulterated, but I know "Mexican Spanish" fits in with how changed it is compared to "real Spanish". Not even including the "slang" or possible dialect changes through out the country.
 
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*sigh*
too hard a riddle then
though it is NOT a riddle

>Who< first sought an example of unadulterated english

goes to context padawan:twak:
 
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Syrus...This whole thing is funny, we have a post about complete sentences where the word sentence is spelled wrong and yet NO ONE has said so!
 

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Lmao...whoops. ;)
 
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hello but now THE QUESTION is

who is but the hetero-linguistic speckle

or and >there is no (1)< BUT

2) I have Hebrew tattooed on my eyeballs AND / or

3) what about THE FRENCH

that is you
 

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Ha. Pretty good impression. :)
 
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