PvP Begging Megathread

[Stinky Pete]

So I started doing PvP begging across multiple shards today. I thought I'd make a thread here to thank all the people who are donating to whatever nefarious thing I do with all the gold I collect from doing so. I also started a Stratics guild for people who want to help me. Details on that are here:

About

A PvP Beggar's Guild

community.stratics.com

Nex donated 50K on pacific today. Kinda cheap if you ask me, but every little bit helps. Thanks Nex!

 

[Anon McDougle]

Well at least you're playing again

 

[Stinky Pete]

Apparently, Lake Superior has a lady named Alora who just loves giving away gold. Some dude named PitaLover introduced me to her. She gave me 100K, then PitaLover gave me another 250K. Bunch of cheapskates over there on LS, but now that I know she's there I can keep coming back. The whole experience took way too long, but I think this will pay off later.



I didn't grab a screenshot of the 250K PitaLover gave me because I went to make some tacos mid-conversation and came back to see the trade window open. I had to click it before I could take the screenshot. I have a feeling LS is going to be a gold mine.

 

[Stinky Pete]

Well at least you're playing again

Yeah, I've been really busy lately so it's nice that I can just hop on and do something scummy in a few minutes and log off.

 

[Stinky Pete]

Catskills is where it's at. Thanks for the 20 mil FRESH LEGS!




I guess he got me in the end though. He told me to wait while he got another character and never came back after like 15 mins, so I logged out.

 

[Danpal]

You need to play as a lady char and say your looking for a boyfriend you will get more gold and items that way, I remember that was a big thing back in the old days lol

 

[Stinky Pete]

You need to play as a lady char and say your looking for a boyfriend you will get more gold and items that way, I remember that was a big thing back in the old days lol

The trick is to act fairly random, lest the suckers find a pattern to my behavior.

 

[Danpal]

The trick is to act fairly random, lest the suckers find a pattern to my behavior.

Old guild leader fell for one once saved up for a castle or keep can not remember and the lady owned it on a 2nd account or was grandfathered we all saved and gave the gold to the guild then they went to buy it and she toke the gold and ran this was like 500mil back then I think I put at lest 100mil into the pot for it.

Turned out it was some 50 year old male playing as a female.

 

[Stinky Pete]

Turned out it was some 50 year old male playing as a female.

Welcome to the internet, where all the women are dudes, all the dudes are kids, and all the kids are FBI agents.

 

[Danpal]

Welcome to the internet, where all the women are dudes, all the dudes are kids, and all the kids are FBI agents.

Meet my wife on the internet and as far as I know she a real woman seen 3 kids come out of her but hey she could just be a really got catfish i think the word is used for that.

 

[dvv]

Idk these people are just being nice. Are you trying to get people to trust others less? Why?

 

[Max Blackoak]

Meet my wife on the internet and as far as I know she a real woman seen 3 kids come out of her but hey she could just be a really got catfish i think the word is used for that.

so you're saying you met a dude on the internet and had 3 FBI agents with him? Impressive!

 

[Pawain]

Poor Alora, she is one of the official NOOB helpers on LS.

On LS you are supposed to stand near me, but not too close, at the Luna stable. Then I will yell, Nekid NOOB at the stable, and the official helpers will come give you stuff.

 

[Stinky Pete]

Are you trying to get people to trust others less?

Yes.

Why?

Consider it a social experiment.

 

[Anon McDougle]

Yes.



Consider it a social experiment.

Funny if you kill then take stuff you're a noble pvper but stealing is bad

 

[Stinky Pete]

Funny if you kill then take stuff you're a noble pvper but stealing is bad

To be fair, I'm begging, not stealing. Also in fairness, I'm probably the poorest person that has been playing for as long as I have. Perhaps it's only right to give me your gold.

Like I said, it's really a social experiment. If it's any consolation, I do appreciate the kind gestures, just not in the way my "victims" anticipate.

 

[Specialist]

Welcome to the internet, where all the women are dudes, all the dudes are kids, and all the kids are FBI agents.

remember girl= guy in real life

 

[Keven2002]

remember girl= guy in real life

That might have been a true statement 15 years ago (when it was true) but now-a-days with 234 genders and 3456 identifications; that basic equation is more like level 4 calculus equation mixed with some algebra.