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[Project: Gorgon Official News] Quote of the Day: A Cavalcade of Nightmares

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Eric, as he works on integrating the new character art:
“Where’s his head? Oh, down there.”
15 minutes later: “Now his face is gone.”
30 minutes later: “Oh God, the eyes! Where are his eyes?!”
15 minutes later: “This should help. Now I have an eyeball extractor script.”
30 minutes later: “So they removed his eye bones. We still have blinking, though – there are still eyelid bones.”
Later: “Now women have their own eyes! They used to share men’s eyes and that was fine, until we removed the eye bones and attached the eyes to the jaw. But women have smaller jaws then men so their eyes rolled up in their heads.”
(and on and on into the night…)
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