I always used to say "I am a Grad-u-ate of SHHS an I's cun readz rite an adds... Waz Hunnerd pluz Wan Hunnerd? Das ta many zuro's fer me."
My Papa never found that as funny as I did. But hey it was public school... and English was never my best class nor was typing. All the other girls in school could type well over 100 words per min and I was down there with most the guys plinking away at 32wpm. I think I'm up around 60 or 70 now but I'm still not good and I still can't spell or punctuate. Thank the Gods for Word!