Yoos nos dat skara bees our town...yoos hummies just mobe out!!!! Mees bees dere!!!
This is a book that reeky claims to have looted off a dead pie-rat caught trying to "inbade" Skara Brae, or New Pitmuck, depending on your preference.
a book titled "yoos gos back to da abyss" by a pie-rat
*translation written semi legibly by goblins using fingerpaints*
all yoos goblins nos wanted here no mores! Usins gonna kick yoos out ob Skara Brae and send yoos all back to da abyss! Spread da word yoos ill-eagle rodents yoos time here bees up. Usins under da order of da King himself!
It's not likely that Reeky is making this up, since even though she claims to be "cleber" she rarely remembers to even wipe her own (ample) behind. Whether or not the King is directly involved, I can't say but the goblins seem to believe it and are gearing up for a war of independence