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Posted For the Not-Quite-Right-Honorable James Bunny-man

Aedon Durreah

Village of Aegis
Stratics Veteran
Stratics Legend
(Posted on trees and boards across the land at the behest of Mayor Bunny-man)

In two weeks on Southday November 82nd, at 6:µ3 Faerie time (at 9:00 on Wednesday November 24th if you go by Eastern time) Que's Tavern is hosting a bard's night! come tell one of the funniest stories and win a prize (Tell the least funny story and be set on fire)

Located at 27o 42'S 42o 53'W, or just south of the big oak tree.

Go to that city with the bees, and follow the water, it knows the way, turn tword my right when you reach the tree (You'll know it when you see it), if you see a troll you went to far. Then if you see that building, turn stage left and hop three times, and you are just a stones throw away.



(The following has been translated using a Pooka to English dictionary)

Please make stories no longer then 5 minutes in length- (violators will be set on fire.)

Stories should be VERY funny. (violators will be set on fire)

Judging will be by audience applause. ( Audience will be set on fire)

If you cannot find Ques, a rune can be found on the steps of the Knights Rest Tavern in Aegis First clearing south of the Yew, Trammel Gate. (The Knights Rest will be set on fire.)
 
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