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*pops cork* Argh! *And waits...*

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All right. A fine merlot to start. *sips and waits for patch*
 
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All right. A fine merlot to start. *sips and waits for patch*

[/ QUOTE ]Patch?
 
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Today?

:p

Your emotes suck, btw. Your title should read: "*pops cork* Argh! *and waits...*" :p
 

Frarc

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PATCHURDAY!


Of course you all going to patch (If all go well) when i go to sleep!
 
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Good idea,

*runs to basement to pick up a bottle of Merlot*

I polished hammers and anvil yesterday so what to do now?

*thinks while sipping on a good Merlot*

Aha !

*hints town miner to run out and get a big pile of Valorite ingots*


Regards
The Scandinavian
 
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Ive polished, piled ingots, and neatly arranged my hammers too.
 

Frarc

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My Smith is learning a song while waiting for the Publish.


If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening ... all over this land,
I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between all of my brothers and my sisters
All over this land.


 
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Hey a bard smith.
A song to boost your runic intensities.

That would be nice.
 
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All right. A fine merlot to start. *sips and waits for patch*

[/ QUOTE ]Patch?

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Patches? ... We don't need no stinking patches!


... oh ... wait ... yes we do. Sorry!

 
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Ooopsie,

just realised that even if we get the patch today its only on TC.

*Calls town miner back from work*

But it will be very interesting to see what ends up on TC today.



Regards
The Scandinavian
 
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imported_UONutt

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...Pinot Noir thank you! *uncorks, pours, swirls, closes eyes and takes a deep whiff, sips....waiting for it, looks for it, sips.....*
 
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uo_kaladin

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All right. A fine merlot to start. *sips and waits for patch*

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I thought "patches" were meant for only old jeans.
 
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All right. A fine merlot to start. *sips and waits for patch*

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I'm beginning to think you're using this publish as a crutch to validate your drinking habits.
 
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Yeah if it doesnt come today, I might take up smoking. I have never smoked.
 
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Yeah if it doesnt come today, I might take up smoking. I have never smoked.

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*offers a Monte Cristo, fresh from the humidor*



I smoke, but I do it with style.
 

Alvinho

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I'm beginning to think you're using this publish as a crutch to validate your drinking habits.

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MAMA said not to speak of the drinks i see, the one drink after work, the one drink before bedtime, or any of the many in between those 2 drinks.

MAMA loves her wine when it come in a box, it fits in the 'fridge easily, she says

MAMA says not to bother her on the computer drinking her plastic cup of the boxed wine talking to her online friends

MAMA loves her boxes of wine so much she has about 25 boxes in the grudge next to the lawn mower

MAMA does not liek the neighbors to see her love of the fine boxed wine she covers it with teh old curtians, especially when i go outside she covers tehm up extra special

MAMA's online friends (the one who rides a loud motorcycle) brought MAMA 5 boxes of fine wine and called me sport

MAMA buys her online friends some natural water but it tastes like sewer water

MAMA said if I left her alone and let her talk wiht her online friend in her room she woudl buy me cowboy boots, and spurs if i stayed outside playing until she came and got me.
 
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Yall a bunch a early-morning drunks!

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Ill sip to that.
 
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imported_Lariat

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Somebody wake the drunk and put the coffee on, it's live on TC!
 

Frarc

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Somebody wake the drunk and put the coffee on, it's live on TC!

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Its time to tame us a pink bunny! .... oh wait.... *manly voice* We going to make some armor and weapons!
 

Frarc

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Pink?! I want purple...


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We can have purples too!
 
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Pink?! I want purple...


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We can have purples too!


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Yep, and I GOT ONE! Supposed to be rare, but i found one right away. Go me!
 
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