Poetry Contest!! (Goes with the Christmas party)

[Kattasrophe]

Hello Everyone! As you know Talia and I are hosting a Christmas party on December the 21st at 3pm Eastern. If you have looked at her link you probably have saw the idea of a Christmas Poetry contest! Here is the rules for the contest.
1. Must have something to do with Christmas
2. Can not be copped off a website or anything..
3. Must be appropriate (must be clean, no fowl language, etc etc)
4. The most important rule.. Have fun!!
Look for Talia and I on Siege Perilous to hand us your poem! All Poems will be taken into a special edition of the Perilous Inquier and will be judged from there by other members. Please do not say hey! this is my poem everyone.. We will make it annomus. So everyone has a fair chance at winning.. the prize for winning the contest will be a surprise and there will be 3 winners. Thank you all for taking the time to read this!

 

[kelmo]

*clucks* No fowl language!

 

[Kattasrophe]

Just remember Make a poem and look for us! I think It would be neat to start a UO Christmas tradition of poems! which means Kelmo.. I better see you writing a poem.. And everyone else! :mylittlepony:

 

[startle]

Sorry, but all of Kelmo's poems contain references to people in Nantucket - and wouldn't lend themselves to the holiday atmosphere... Something about fowl language...

 

[Kattasrophe]

Well we cant be having fowl language in a Christmas poem now can we?

 

[Spiffykeen]

Don we now our Takei apparel?

 

[startle]

Tra-la-la La-la-la La-la-laaaaaaa......

 

[Aran]

Poinsettias are red
And smurfs are blue
I hate poetry
And I hate you.



~fin~

 

[Kattasrophe]

If you have a problem with me take it up with me on Siege not on a posting like this..

 

[Kattasrophe]

Oh and here's a poem for you
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I know who you are, And I don't like you.

 

[startle]

Kat - Just ignore him. He's always that way, trying to spoil the fun. The guy says he hates poetry, which certainly shouldn't be surprising. Don't give him more reasons to respond...

 

[Norman Bates]

*clucks* No fowl language!

By when must these be submitted? M-M-Mother wants to write one:]

 

[Colgarra]

By when must these be submitted? M-M-Mother wants to write one:]

Norman - Hasn't your family won enough this season?

 

[Kattasrophe]

By when must these be submitted? M-M-Mother wants to write one:]

All poems I would like to have submitted in by the 19th so we can have two days to judge them!

 

[Aran]

If you have a problem with me take it up with me on Siege not on a posting like this..

Problem? That's my submission!

 

[kelmo]

Aran will no longer be participating here... His poem has been submitted.

 

[Kattasrophe]

If I may... Yes I do have a problem it clearly says in the rules that you are not to show everyone your poem therefore you are disqualified.

 

[Kattasrophe]

bump

 

[Kattasrophe]

extra bump..

 

[Kattasrophe]

Just a reminder all poems are due the 19th.. If someone needs a extra day to come up with one i will allow it. Thank you all for taking the time to write them! remember all the poems will be posted on a different thread.

 

[Spiffykeen]

Write your poems, write them well, and if you dont then go to..... Nujelm?

 

[startle]

I'm thinking, I'm thinking.... Just not much of a poet...