Is this a lazy factor? Blow every boat along the shore out the water. Or learn to PVP and stop using crutches. There is a FAIL in there somewhere and no need for a game fix. You want to ruin boat battles so candy asses can't run away. As soon as they head for water you won, fight is over. Holding ground and being king of your sad little hill should be higher then a toothy grin tea bagging a corpse session.
Heard there is a new arena addition to the game for having the "Who has a bigger little light saber belly poking battles." Get on chat and use the arena for whatever fight makes you froggy. Can't find a good fight your logged in at the wrong hour or need to spawn a champ and shout it out in chat.
Biggest failure to PVP is human nature and lack of honor.
Whole UO house to play in. Sitting on the couch and crying "MOM, Jamie keeps poking me!" will get old to someone. Go find the cat and pull its tail and see how that pans out. Kick the dog if that makes ya feel better. It wouldn't be called "fighting" if someone didn't get hurt in the end.