Oh, I missed one...
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Holly Bloodhand couldn't suppress a grin as she peered through her spyglass at Pitmuck, just on the horizon. Her ruse seemed to have been successful... the goblins were lowering their defenses. Once again, they'd all played right into her hands.
She'd had to adjust her tactics, certainly, when word of a Pitmuck pinworm outbreak had sent most of her human crews tucking tail and running like a pack of craven cowards. But Holly was clever and adaptable. They'd never see her new army coming. And what a bizarre army it was...
(EVENT IS STILL ON! Come help defend Pitmuck on Saturday, Feb 7th at 8PM EST!)