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OT: Voicemail Greetings

N49ATV

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Well, among the group of friends, and co-workers, we always have little contests. One that is always ongoing is the custom voicemail greeting.

So whats the best one you have heard?

So far the best one we have had is by a buddy Chris, he had Lionel Richie's Hello song, It went...

"Hello, is it me you're looking for?
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile
You're all I've ever wanted, (and) my arms are open wide
'Cause you know just what to say
And you know just what to do
And I want to tell you so much, I love you ..."

Now we have had the funny fake greetings etc, but I got a good idea today.


Accoustic, No Doubt, Spiderwebs song (a clip).....

"(Yeah) Sorry I'm not home right now
I'm walking into spiderwebs
So leave a message
And I'll call you back
A likely story, but (Yeah) leave a message
And I'll call you back

And it's all your fault
I screen my phone calls
No matter who calls
I gotta screen my phone calls"

Think it should be pretty good, have you heard or had any really good ones?
 

Wulf2k

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Stratics Legend
Just have two female friends come over, and moan into the answering machine:

"Ooh, N49ATV!"
"Ooh, (Friend #1's girlfriend)"
"OOH, (Friend #2's girlfriend)"
And so forth, embellishing as you wish.

I dunno, it amuses me at 8:48 AM.
 
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