OT: SQL is the devil.

[Wulf2k]

I'd rather be UOing instead of selecting * from crap where crap_uno = annoying, and following some annoying trail through a series of tables.

It wouldn't be so bad if I had to do it every day, but I can guarantee that I won't have to touch it again until I've, yet again, forgotten everything I once knew about it.

 

[Essence of Siege]

I'd rather be UOing instead of selecting * from crap where crap_uno = annoying, and following some annoying trail through a series of tables.

It wouldn't be so bad if I had to do it every day, but I can guarantee that I won't have to touch it again until I've, yet again, forgotten everything I once knew about it.

Toss a little c# into that mixed with some aspx and you have one component of my job.

SQL is fun!

 

[Varka]

DBA for 15 years.



I feel your pain, good sir.

 

[Quira]

Did you ever do COBOL?

ADD APPLES TO PEARS GIVING FRUIT

SQL is easy.

delete from giant_table

hmmm... shouldn't there have been a where clause in that?

Ooooooooooooooooooooooohhh

Kind regards

 

[Lorddog]

I also do alot of sql in most of the db's

A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'

or how bout