OT: Football picks, week 12

[Nerf-Herder]

Last Week: 9-7
Season: 89-73

WINNERS IN BOLD

Green Bay at Detroit
Wall Street has been flooded with calls from Detroit fans who are selling their shares of stock in Kitna.

NY Jets at Dallas
The Mangenius catches the Cowboys sleeping as Romo dreams of the game against the Packers next week.

Indianapolis at Atlanta
In honor of his felonious teammate Mike "Crime Dawg" Vick, Harrington takes the field wearing bright orange prison garb.


Turkey Day games only so far. I'll add the rest later this week.

 

[Nerf-Herder]

Here's the rest of 'em...



Seattle at St. Louis
I'm starting to think that noone wants to win the NFC West.

Minnesota at NY Giants
In anticipation of a fearsome Giants pass rush, the Vikes have converted their offense to the "Run and Sh*t" style.

Buffalo at Jacksonville
Garrard leads his team in a pregame Beatles style sing-along... "Hey Jacksonville, who did you kill? The Buffalo Bills."

New Orleans at Carolina
Ryan Leaf has been seen hanging around the Panthers practice facility.

Washington at Tampa Bay
After last weeks loss at Dallas, Joe Gibbs made his team do laps... in stock cars.

Houston at Cleveland
On the brink of contention, the Browns revisit their glory years of mediocrity.

Tennessee at Cincinnati
Against one of the worst passing defenses, Vince Young looks to expand on his first 300 yard passin game last week.

Oakland at Kansas City
Could we see young JaMarcus Russell for the first time in this punters duel?

San Francisco at Arizona
With the Pats owning the rights to the Niners first round pick next year, Belichick lends his old spy cams to the Cardinals.

Baltimore at San Diego
Come on now, not even the Norvster can screw this one up. Right?

Denver at Chicago
Yo, Bronco fans, Jay Cutler is NOT John Elway! Please, stop comparing them.

Philadelphia at New England
No McNabb, no chance.

Miami at Pittsburgh
With several winnable games remaining on their schedule, the fish try to clinch the number one pick a bit early.

 

[Kat SP]

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Denver at Chicago
Yo, Bronco fans, Jay Cutler is NOT John Elway! Please, stop comparing them.


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Ya got this one wrong. The correct answer is Denver.

 

[imported_SavageSP]

Must be the Computer Virus Santa is giving him!