yea well charles bronson, gets his wifey killed in the deathwish movies so in the next death wish he can have some new ass! Plus he got kool guns, like that custom magnum type gun that he had to make his own bullets, that [censored] was hottt, bad guys were blown across the screen i tell ya!
And we all know that there are only two guys who get all the chicks and that Doug and Steve Boutabbi!
*starts bobbing his head to the right*