omg shock horror!! keep up for grabs!! XD

[ultima online]

as per the title i have a keep and its up for grabs!!

all you have to do is post a message on here saying why you feel you require it more than anyone else, ill pick a winner (if any) by tuesday evening GMT, and hopefully be able to get in contact with you and give you the keep!!

the keep is situated in tram just outside Britain on grass!!

 

[jbfortune]

Thats very generous of you!

Well hear I go.

I've been playing Ultima Online on and off for a good few years now, I'm a casuel player who always seems to come 2nd best. I don't have the money to afford a keep and I doubt I ever will. Certainly not one I'd call nice anyway.

Thats why I deserve the keep, because without you. I'll never get one.

Just to sway you even more, I often give out free LRC suits to young players and a little more start up gold than the game provides!

Even more.... I pay for an extra account just so my pregnant girlfriend can run about and die a lot. She even managed to lose a Sorc Suit once and got all upset. I had to buy her another one! Damn hormones.

Good this sounds needy.

 

[Heimi]

I'm telling Maz you used her for a sympathy vote

 

[jbfortune]

That was speedy. You must admit though, she's certainly a gold sink. Everyone needs some one like her.

 

[Heimi]

You bought her two sorceror suits yet you're begging for a free keep. Disqualified for being over rich!

</end thread derail>

 

[jbfortune]

You bought her two sorceror suits yet you're begging for a free keep. Disqualified for being over rich!

</end thread derail>

Why ruin this for me!!!!!!!!!

Thats why I could never afford one!

 

[THP]

My FAV. COLOUR is purple too!!!.. need there be any other reason...

 

[Alezi]

IDOC camping for 3 hours. Keep finally falls, I manage to grab a few chests (full of crafting tools, yay). 2½ hrs camping and waiting for the plot to be free (got killed ~10 times during those 5½hours). A stealther placing a keep in the spot while you're talking with someone.

I ended up placing a marble house on Drachs >_<

 

[Dr Poth]

Because I've played on and off since 2001 and I still can't afford a Trammel keep, not that that makes me any more deserving than anyone else...

 

[Yellow Beard]

My need for this keep started some years back. I was taking a chemistry exam in college and became frustrated. When I finished I wrote on the back of the exam for the professor to answer only one question for me.
"If energy produces friction and friction produces heat, How many masturbating monkeys would it take to bring a bowl of water to its boiling point?" He assured me that if I could answer the question that I would get an instant doctoral degree. Now since UO does not have monkeys I have to use gorillas in my experiments and divide by two. My house, somewhat small in Malas is wall to wall with gorillas, not to mention the hygienics. The neighbors are upset, the Royal Guard has issued a citation for me to appear before the magistrate..... Well you can see the mess this has put me in. A keep would be larger and the experiments much more controlled.

 

[SevenFaith]

I've been playing Ultima Online on and off for a good few years now, I'm a casuel player who always seems to come 2nd best. I don't have the money to afford a keep and I doubt I ever will. Certainly not one I'd call nice anyway.

Pfft!! Stolen straight from Britain's Got Talent!!!!!! That poor little saxophone dude!

 

[headsplit]

I would like to nominate a friend of mine, Sateria.

He aint been playing UO long, he only got 2 characters, i doubt he got more than 500k gp, Yet, he is the most helpful person i have ever met on any MMO.

He never thinks of himself, he is happy to help you do anything, even the most tedious tasks.
He aint got a bad bone in his body.

Therefore i nominate Sateria for being soooo cool and never thinking of himself.

It would make his day

Thanks =)

 

[Heimi]

..... Well you can see the mess this has put me in.

I'd rather not

 

[THP]

I still say ''keep'' it in the ''purple'' family.....signed Purple THP

Hey- cut me in half and purple blood would ouzze outta me onto my purple pants dripping onto my purple shoes....

 

[LadyNico]

I only want to say, "Ello, Ulti!"

(to clarify, no, I don't want a Tram keep, but cool as usual of you to give it away)

 

[Dodger]

I'd like it to give away to someone on the boards like your doing, give it to me for a chance to win it back.

 

[Black Betty]

I vote for YellowBeard and his definite need for the larger facility for those experiments. I am really thankful I don't live down-wind from him. Yikes!

 

[Nyte Doombringer]

Well if this is that purple keep you have I must say I LOVE PURPLE: Everytime I run by that keep i have to go in and look at all the purple in it. I remember when the new hair dye came in UO many many years ago, not the peerless but the neon ones. The first thing I did was ran to the hair specialist to get my purple hair. Ugh it was 500k and at that time, that was a fortune. hhehe I had to have purple hair though.

Im a idocer as well but I have never managed to place anything. Always some scripter places, even now with the house placing changes they still manage to place using scripts. They just fix the scripts around the new changes. Oh well if you want to give it to me I cant say I would decline but I dont know how to sound needy. hehe

 

[THP]

Hehehehhehee

Hey !! ive already covered the Purple Bases!!

 

[Nyte Doombringer]

Hehehehhehee

Hey !! ive already covered the Purple Bases!!

Nuhuh, There is no way you love purple more then me. I have purple hair, purple skin, first thing i did was change my human to a elf when I could. Hmm I have umm purple clothes, I would have purple walls on my house if I could. I have a purple spell book, purple rune books, purple tokuno dye. lol
Hmm what else. Oh I cast purple llamas, hehe

 

[Nyte Doombringer]

Hmm I havent heard anythign on ICQ so I guess I didt get the wonderful *Purple* Keep but who did? No one has posted here and said
Oh in case no one has gotten it my icq is 8191777 *hint*

 

[jbfortune]

Not me!

 

[ultima online]

:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O


BAI EUROPA!!!! and congratz to the new guild hall for TWOP

 

[THP]

Seroiusly though Ultima ..u pick a mighty strange time to leave ..what with UOSA just around the corner..surely u are sticking around to take a peek at that!

 

[ultima online]

i actually left back in december.. but reactivated my account every few months to refresh house and what not, ohwell things change so decided that this time i was going to give it all away!!

 

[Anakena]

My need for this keep started some years back. I was taking a chemistry exam in college and became frustrated. When I finished I wrote on the back of the exam for the professor to answer only one question for me.
"If energy produces friction and friction produces heat, How many masturbating monkeys would it take to bring a bowl of water to its boiling point?" He assured me that if I could answer the question that I would get an instant doctoral degree. Now since UO does not have monkeys I have to use gorillas in my experiments and divide by two. My house, somewhat small in Malas is wall to wall with gorillas, not to mention the hygienics. The neighbors are upset, the Royal Guard has issued a citation for me to appear before the magistrate..... Well you can see the mess this has put me in. A keep would be larger and the experiments much more controlled.

No need for a keep : one monkey is enough. It is just a matter of time.