...Are you convinced that you didn't kill your best friend, relative, neighbor or perfect stranger? The incident with the axe was merely an accident which unfortunately cut their head off? Or was it that 'bless' spell that malfunctioned and inadvertently incinerated the victim?
No matter what the cause or circumstance I will work in your defense to ensure you get a fair trial. Just follow these simple steps:
1. Make your way to Nozomi'svendor courthouse. Situated 2 doors east of Petra's establishment.
2. Purchase the relevant paperwork from myvendor secretary. The initial fee is non-negotiable.
3. Once you have read the fine print I am sure we can have all charges against you dropped (or at least one of them).
Previous clients have been very happy with our service. We currently hold a 100% non-conviction rate.
O.J Simpson said the following of our services; "I didn't do it... honest!"
If you 'didn't do it' get yourself down to Nozomi's courthouse now! *Applications are limited*
No matter what the cause or circumstance I will work in your defense to ensure you get a fair trial. Just follow these simple steps:
1. Make your way to Nozomi's
2. Purchase the relevant paperwork from my
3. Once you have read the fine print I am sure we can have all charges against you dropped (or at least one of them).
Previous clients have been very happy with our service. We currently hold a 100% non-conviction rate.
O.J Simpson said the following of our services; "I didn't do it... honest!"
If you 'didn't do it' get yourself down to Nozomi's courthouse now! *Applications are limited*
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