A celebration of life for An Empty Bottle Of Nexium, 6 months, will be held at a later date.
He died Sunday, Dec. 5, 2010 at Memorial Hospital of Sosaria, in Skara Brae.
EBN , as his friends called him, had grown tired of reading obituaries noting other's courageous battles with this or that disease. His battle was lost primarily as a result of being stubborn and not following doctor's orders or maybe for just living life a little too hard for the six months he was given here with us….
He was born June 3, 2010 in the capital city of Britain, the result of a prescription of Dr. Aedon….
He was sadly deprived of his final wish, which was to be run over by a beer truck on the way to the liquor store to buy booze for a date. True to his personal style, he spent his final hours joking with medical personnel and bargaining with God to look over his loving dog.
During his life, he excelled at anything he put his mind to. He loved to hear and tell jokes and spin tales of grand adventures he may or may not have had.
He was preceded in death by his parents and a brother-in-law, all schedule II narcotics.
In lieu of flowers, he asked that you make a sizeable purchase at your favorite watering hole, get rip roaring drunk and tell the stories he no longer can.
On his Tombstone, he requested the following:
Pepperoni
Sausage
Canadian Bacon
Onions
Bell Peppers
Extra Cheese
Olives
on a Thick Crust
