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(Player Event) [Nov 10, 2017] Da UO Fair is on da way ta town on Cheezy!!! (Chesapeake Shard)
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*Pogg smiles innocently and holds up a sign that says "Budtonn awe fixdid"
Would anyone be able to help with a 100% lower reg suit (and possibly loan a -29 magery item)? I wouldn't mind going to the event but I'd have to build a mage before the event since I'm from Baja!
Well I do appreciate it! However I decided to log on the shard late last night and apparently I already have a 7xGM mage/Necro!
Totally don't remember when I did that lol.
I'll have to shop around for some armor though, got any suggestions for a good shop?
Firzt nite ub da Fair iz in da bewkz!!!! Yerg we duz hab uh goblin catapult dat will shoot yoo all da way to da Magincia Dockz!!! Wez had 2 Scaliz n mez herd der wuz 1 mini soulforge dat dropped!! Da Boat Race wuz wun by Sweetpeez!!! Shizzle finizhed 2nd. Family Feud waz uh gewd time fur eberyun. Da Drunk Run wuz uh slaughter. It wuz grate fun!!! Uh liddle bloodier dan i tink wez all taught but wuz a blazt. Speakin ub blaztz!!! LOTTOBOOM!!! Mez tink Tehan got cheap buyin da boxes. Wuznt uh single spladder ta be had. Grate prizez juzt no flyin body partz!! Hope ta see eberyun tamarow nite!!! *wabes*
Thanks @Zoogi for a wonderful event weekend! It was filled with lots of awesome events, prizes, and fun!
Thanks for all that attended, hopefully you had as much fun as we did! For those that missed it -- you missed some good times! Probably close to 100M+ in gold and prizes given out over the course of the weekend (not counting DoND, which had over 50 people attend!).
Looking forward to the next one!
Thanks for all that attended, hopefully you had as much fun as we did! For those that missed it -- you missed some good times! Probably close to 100M+ in gold and prizes given out over the course of the weekend (not counting DoND, which had over 50 people attend!).
Looking forward to the next one!
Guezz mez furgot ta hid pozt fur nite 2!!!! Nite 2 starded opp with uh Archery Compertishun ad Luna fair groundz.All da hummiez tried ta shoot da applez opp da Goblinz headz. Ended wit Harion winnin ober Pecan. Fruit Loop tewk 3rd. Den Find da DJ starded followed by Deal er No Deal. Mez not shur but cood hab been cloze ta uh record attendanz fur dat!! Da nite ended with uh fun game ub Tribia Challenge!!. Wuz uh grate game sorda sed up like Jepurdy. Sweetpeez Meezad tewk First, Zoogi wun 2nd n Requim *uh flapper* wun 3rd. Guezz yoo hummiez not az smard az yoo tink!!! Yoo let Goblinz win firzt n 2nd *sticks out tongue*
N now da Lazt nite ub da Fair. Starded opp with uh Pet Fair. Lotz ub prizez fur diz un. Cutezt Petz went ta Mama Faith wit her Squirrel n Rabbit. Xio wun mozt feroshus Pet wit her crazy IMP!! Almozt well Behabed went ta Sweetpeez n her band ub Sheep. Bezt pet Duo wus Tezz n her 2 Vollumz. Bezt Keepsake pet went ta Mikhala n her bootiful White Wyrm. N Lazt but not leazt. Bezt in show went ta Stickey Keyz showin opp hiz 12 Inchez. Mez tink dat wuz uh snake.
Next up wuz da COOLEZT Ebent. Da Ice Racez!!!!! Der wuz uh lodda fallin n bruizez n maybe eben sum froztbite. Da cold didn seem ta bodder Crazy Eyez da Pixie cuz she tewk 1st plaze. She had ta beat Tigger 2 timez ta win. N 3rd went ta Jeromiah!!!
Apter all dat wuz da Pet Scabenger Hunt!! Wez all ran all ober da place tryin ta git all doz cridderz tamed. Wen it wuz all said n dun. Eden tamed da mozt petz in da qwikezt time. Dey needed uh Tame opp ta decide da winner. Runner up wuz Cedar Branch. Den cummin in 3rd wuz Sweetpeez!!!
Den wuz uh old time faborite game dat iz at ebery fair.. PICK UH DUCK game!!!! Datz rite yoo play n yoo pick uh duck n wuteber iz under da duck yoo win!! Diz wuz un ub da few timez mez tink da Carny didn make uh ting. She packed up n lept town in uh hurry ;u)
Lazt game ub da nite wuz BATTLE UB DA SEXEZ!!! Yerg it wuz egzactly wut yoo tink it wood be. Tribia seein ip da Gurlz n guyz wood hab any idea ub wut da udder sex noz. Diz wuz uh cloze un but da Guyz sqweeked oud uh win in da end. Now duh real qweschun. How duz Tehan n Nanoc noz so much aboot duh udder SEX!!!!!
Den finally da Fair had ta *** to uh end.. Wez had uh short clozin cerumony on da Magincia Dockz followed by ZOOGIZ CHEEZY FIREWERKZ!!! Udder dan uh few burnt fingerz mez dun tink anyting caught on fire.
Juzt uh few qwik Girklez to duh hummiez who did ebentz
Niva, Cat, Phoenix, Nanoc, Violet, Khyro, Spahr, Tehan, Cara, Marge, Da UORadio DJs n PEC Raine. Da Goblin Catapult wuz UHMAZING!! Ip mez furgot sumun mez sorry.
Oh alzo eberyun dat partishipaded in all da ebentz. Witout yoo der wood be no rezun ta hab ta Fair in duh firzt plase.
Hope EBERYUN had uh gewd time!! Diz Goblin Gobenor iz gunna take uh nap!!!
* Wabes*
Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia
Next up wuz da COOLEZT Ebent. Da Ice Racez!!!!! Der wuz uh lodda fallin n bruizez n maybe eben sum froztbite. Da cold didn seem ta bodder Crazy Eyez da Pixie cuz she tewk 1st plaze. She had ta beat Tigger 2 timez ta win. N 3rd went ta Jeromiah!!!
Apter all dat wuz da Pet Scabenger Hunt!! Wez all ran all ober da place tryin ta git all doz cridderz tamed. Wen it wuz all said n dun. Eden tamed da mozt petz in da qwikezt time. Dey needed uh Tame opp ta decide da winner. Runner up wuz Cedar Branch. Den cummin in 3rd wuz Sweetpeez!!!
Den wuz uh old time faborite game dat iz at ebery fair.. PICK UH DUCK game!!!! Datz rite yoo play n yoo pick uh duck n wuteber iz under da duck yoo win!! Diz wuz un ub da few timez mez tink da Carny didn make uh ting. She packed up n lept town in uh hurry ;u)
Lazt game ub da nite wuz BATTLE UB DA SEXEZ!!! Yerg it wuz egzactly wut yoo tink it wood be. Tribia seein ip da Gurlz n guyz wood hab any idea ub wut da udder sex noz. Diz wuz uh cloze un but da Guyz sqweeked oud uh win in da end. Now duh real qweschun. How duz Tehan n Nanoc noz so much aboot duh udder SEX!!!!!
Den finally da Fair had ta *** to uh end.. Wez had uh short clozin cerumony on da Magincia Dockz followed by ZOOGIZ CHEEZY FIREWERKZ!!! Udder dan uh few burnt fingerz mez dun tink anyting caught on fire.
Juzt uh few qwik Girklez to duh hummiez who did ebentz
Niva, Cat, Phoenix, Nanoc, Violet, Khyro, Spahr, Tehan, Cara, Marge, Da UORadio DJs n PEC Raine. Da Goblin Catapult wuz UHMAZING!! Ip mez furgot sumun mez sorry.
Oh alzo eberyun dat partishipaded in all da ebentz. Witout yoo der wood be no rezun ta hab ta Fair in duh firzt plase.
Hope EBERYUN had uh gewd time!! Diz Goblin Gobenor iz gunna take uh nap!!!
* Wabes*
Zoogi - Gobenor ub Magincia
"Ended wit Harion winnin ober Pecan"
Umm, that would be "Haidon", not Harion. Goblinz apparently can't spell.
Thanks to everyone that contributed to the festival with their time and effort. It was great fun. I was only able to participate in the archery contest, the find the DJ, Deal or No Deal and the Trivia contest on Saturday, and I wasn't able to stay for the end of that. I can't wait until the next event and I would be more than happy to contribute in anyway I can . . . providing you spell my name right.
Umm, that would be "Haidon", not Harion. Goblinz apparently can't spell.
Thanks to everyone that contributed to the festival with their time and effort. It was great fun. I was only able to participate in the archery contest, the find the DJ, Deal or No Deal and the Trivia contest on Saturday, and I wasn't able to stay for the end of that. I can't wait until the next event and I would be more than happy to contribute in anyway I can . . . providing you spell my name right.