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Poo

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years of killing mongbats and enforcing the laws of the land have taken their toll on this poor old vetran.

theres just no one to talk to for them, no one but the bottom of a bottle at the Ol Peg Leg Pub in buc's den.

 

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What you can't see is that Ward has his fly unbuttoned, and was trying to use his shield to hide the fact that he was urinating in public, since there are no restrooms in UO (other than the ones created by the inhabitants of Homes and Gardens, and I'm not sure those are hooked into any sort of plumbing).
 

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there are no restrooms in UO (other than the ones created by the inhabitants of Homes and Gardens, and I'm not sure those are hooked into any sort of plumbing).
There is just a series of hand dug tunnels that run directly into the cavern of the discarded.
 

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What you can't see is that Ward has his fly unbuttoned, and was trying to use his shield to hide the fact that he was urinating in public, since there are no restrooms in UO (other than the ones created by the inhabitants of Homes and Gardens, and I'm not sure those are hooked into any sort of plumbing).
the first screen shot i took he was facing the other way and it DID look like he was doing just that.

so i had to wait for him to turn to make the pic PG-13!!!

i got to thinking after i posted that pic.... that is the exact place that i saw a NPC walking on water a couple of years back.

must be something about that bridge and NPCs
 

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It's just a cry for attention.
The water there isn't deep enough to drown in.
 
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He was probably hanging out with Emo The Fisherman for way to long.
 

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"What you can't see is that Ward has his fly unbuttoned, and was trying to use his shield to hide the fact that he was urinating in public, since there are no restrooms in UO (other than the ones created by the inhabitants of Homes and Gardens, and I'm not sure those are hooked into any sort of plumbing).
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Sure there are - the fancy urinals are called Fountains of Life! That's why th e enhanced bandies come out yellow:)
 

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"What you can't see is that Ward has his fly unbuttoned, and was trying to use his shield to hide the fact that he was urinating in public, since there are no restrooms in UO (other than the ones created by the inhabitants of Homes and Gardens, and I'm not sure those are hooked into any sort of plumbing).
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Sure there are - the fancy urinals are called Fountains of Life! That's why th e enhanced bandies come out yellow:)

*dies* OMG that made me nearly fall out of my chair. :ten:
 

Ken of Napa

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"What you can't see is that Ward has his fly unbuttoned, and was trying to use his shield to hide the fact that he was urinating in public, since there are no restrooms in UO (other than the ones created by the inhabitants of Homes and Gardens, and I'm not sure those are hooked into any sort of plumbing).
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Sure there are - the fancy urinals are called Fountains of Life! That's why th e enhanced bandies come out yellow:)
Ok!

Now I have to dry off my keyboard!
 
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