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No Love for the Ever Vigilant

Ludes

Babbling Loonie
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So at exactly 4:37 this morning my humans left foot went red... Luckily I was nearby wearing my Fur Coat of Stealth.





It started to immerge from it's covered lair, Hell bent on PK'ing my human, me and
my sister... and our fish.
Never one to fear danger, I quickly donned my Claws of Appendage Slaying and
my Fangs of Toe Slaughter.

With absolutely no thought of my own safety I attacked!
My human immediately woke up and joined the fray.. slapping all around the general area
of the Red and yelling.... Now I don't speak human but I think he was yelling "Guards! Guards!"

I also heard my name thrown in there a few times so I assume he was thanking me for my bravery.
Now here's the weird part.. Did I get rewarded for my vigilance and bravery?
No!!
I was BANNED!
That's right he pushed me out... then closed the door and BANNED me for 3 hours!

Next time I'll just let the ungrateful sob get ganked.
 

Lady Storm

Grand Inquisitor
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The kitten I am watchingfor a young couple thinks he is a computer nerd... he has (I dont know how ) trashed files, opened multi files and had downloads going that I have no clue asto what they are.... he has made my desk his private hunting and lounging spot.... my mech is on its side, the cany jars are askew, and my gretchen are not where i left them.... he finds my eyeglasses a fun toy... and has had me chase him down to get them back............... ah the life and adventures of the domestic feline...
 

old gypsy

Grand Poobah
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I'm lucky, I guess. All my cat usually does is sit on my mouse... while I'm trying to use it.
 

WildStar

UO Baja News Reporter
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LOL.....I just promise the cat free flying lessons....
 
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