Oh man I sense a void here. To feed your addiction, I offer "Sirkus' Five on Friday, d00d".
Here we go:
<font color="blue"> 1. "Hey Sirk, why to Wraiths spawn pants in their loot?" </font>
It's simple silly. When newbs hit the graveyards to fight them, the wraiths "scare the pants off of them". *rimshot*
<font color="blue"> 2. "Sirk, is it true there are nude pics of the devs floating around the internet?"</font>
Gosh no, silly. There are no nude pics of the devs ... but there are quite a few videos that I am aware of. The back room of the Chevron station down the street from me has quite the collection. I have seen a few of them, and let me tell you that Draconi puts the "ew" in "Yew". Wacka wacka
<font color="blue"> 3. "This Moonglow event has me all confused. What should I do?"</font>
Log out.
<font color="blue"> 4. "Hey Sirkus, love the show. Long time listener first time caller. Anyhow, I was fighting bog things in the Trinny swamps last night for like hours.. then I went to bed and I think I had some of the bog slime all over my hands. How could this happen?"</font>
Maybe it had something to do with those web sites you checked out AFTER playing UO. You know, the ones that have those pop-ups that make you pop-up? Make sure you close your room door so your mom doesn't walk in on you, k? No matter how much bloodmoss you have in your pack, yelling "An Lor Xen" won't help you in that situation.
<font color="blue"> 5. "Sirkus, how much and what potions do you carry in your pack? I just can't decide."</font>
Well, it all depends on where you are in game. When I am in fel, I prefer to have a healthy supply of Scotch on hand as I tend to die a lot and the Scotch eases the pain. When I am tromping around in Tram, I'll usually enjoy a glass of Chardonnay with perhaps a few crackers, as it goes well with all of the WHINE. *rimshot*
That's all for this week. No promises on next week as I might be sober.
Love,
Sirk.