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[News] Woman Stuck in The Ethers, Pirate Goes Bottomless

Lady Lava

UO Senior News Reporter
Alumni
This was not just any night at Ice Castle!


<BLOCKQUOTE>Arriving at the MOA Ice Castle in a pretty spring outfit consisting of lavender AoS sandies and dress, sigil neckless given to me by Nemo years ago, floppy hat in a muted purple shade crafted by Giorgio Armani and a pair of Transparent Hearts in my ears I knew something was not right. Even my new sigil hued bunny named Prolificator sensed an oddness in the air.

It was Chests of Doom and Delights and no Vanna was not in sight which is indeed most odd. Melian informed me that Vanna was " Stuck in the ethers " and would not be hosting the evenings event. <u>No Vanna for Chests of Doom and Delight !?!?! UNHEARD OF!</u>

The game started on the slow side with Malikae playing hostess, not her usual gig, also not to mention the hair and pointy ears working against her. I even offered to take Vanna's place and die. That did bring up a suggestion by one patron....."celebrity deaths on CD&D nights".

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Soon enough the castle filled up and the ball was rolling and Malikae was dieing. Though I love Malikae dearly knowone dies like Vanna! Great items were in the chests as always and a rubble tree slipped out of my hands :(. Easy come, easy go I say, not to mention great fun.

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Just before the evening ended Vanna arrived in the purple/lavender section thru thin air.

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Vanna was not the only late comer. That trouble making Curly the Dread from FCB burst into the castle bottomless! Yes bottomless and ranting and raving looking for Gem, the Fleet Caption of FCB.

Many patrons asked him to cover himself as the ladies in the castle covered their eyes, though I saw a few, including Mother Nature, taking a peek.

Curly claimed that Gem was stealing from him, even taking his clothes including his pants. He went on to blame all the MOA members as siding against him even Pratt! Running up and down the rows of benches he indeed found what he was looking for....Gem!

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Most guilds have a trouble maker, and Curly is FCB's.

For those of you that have been in the land of the Great Lakes for some time you know this is not the first time Curly has acted up and for sure not the last!
 

Lady Lava

UO Senior News Reporter
Alumni
* to read update on Curly's outburst check out article " Bad Boy Curly To be Punished "
 
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