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News: Skara Brae declares full independence, changes its Name!

The Slug

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The former city of Skara Brae has officially seceded from Blackthorne's Evil Empire and has declared full independence and total autonomy. This region will now be called New Pitmuck

A charter creating a new temporary government has been ratified by citizens of New Pitmuck, goblins, humans, and elves alike.

The (Former) Governor of Skara Brae, Reeky Bugbutt, will be presenting the King with a Declaration of Statehood and Independence tomorrow at the Governor's meeting. It was written in red fingerpaint created from turnips, as is the goblin custom of presenting "official legal type" documents. All documents have also been peed on by all council members (even non-goblins) as a sign of unity

Goblins of all realms are invited and encouraged to come to witness the creation of a free goblin led state! Of course I would highly recommend wearing plate mail buttflaps, as the vile leadership of the kingdom might try to use violence to subdue the forces of true freedom
 

WildStar

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Oh this is going to get interesting.
 
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