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Merik
Guest
Reporting from Inside the Cage Tatania Karthina
Luna Bank, Malas
1/18/10
Justine de Fargo smuggled this report to Merik from Tatania Karthina.
Justine was spotted by Lady Jessica. However, if Justines past history
is any indication of what she is capable of. Justine should give Jessica
a run for her money should she attempt to track her.
How in the world do you fit in there?
It's not too bad, but I would like to stretch out good.
Are you able to eat?
When people have given me food. I have a few bananas
and raw meat and cider... Thank goodness I have cider
Can you hear what anyone else is saying?
Sometimes I can, sometimes I can't
Is it cramped in there?
Yeah it is a little bit..... hurry and get me out please
How do you take a bath?
I can't take a bath... I hope the cage don't stink.
Is it like being a genie in a bottle?
Except I can't grant wishes out get out, even 3 times a day
Should I try to rub it and see if you poof out?
See if you can scratch my back instead I can't reach it.
If I shake it like this does that hurt? *Shakes*
Don't!! Don't ow that hurts!
What if I spin it? Do you get dizzy? *Spins*
I just had cider and if I ...yuck! Now look at me and I can't bathe
So do you swear on all the virtues that you will be my slave
when you get out of this cage?
No I do not!
What? No?
*Shakes cage*
How about now?
No! Be nice!
No still?
No No No!
*Spins* la la la *Spins* la la la
(Twenty minutes of nonstop spinning later)
Your answer?
*pukes*
Luna Bank, Malas
1/18/10
Justine de Fargo smuggled this report to Merik from Tatania Karthina.
Justine was spotted by Lady Jessica. However, if Justines past history
is any indication of what she is capable of. Justine should give Jessica
a run for her money should she attempt to track her.
How in the world do you fit in there?
It's not too bad, but I would like to stretch out good.
Are you able to eat?
When people have given me food. I have a few bananas
and raw meat and cider... Thank goodness I have cider
Can you hear what anyone else is saying?
Sometimes I can, sometimes I can't
Is it cramped in there?
Yeah it is a little bit..... hurry and get me out please
How do you take a bath?
I can't take a bath... I hope the cage don't stink.
Is it like being a genie in a bottle?
Except I can't grant wishes out get out, even 3 times a day
Should I try to rub it and see if you poof out?
See if you can scratch my back instead I can't reach it.
If I shake it like this does that hurt? *Shakes*
Don't!! Don't ow that hurts!
What if I spin it? Do you get dizzy? *Spins*
I just had cider and if I ...yuck! Now look at me and I can't bathe
So do you swear on all the virtues that you will be my slave
when you get out of this cage?
No I do not!
What? No?
*Shakes cage*
How about now?
No! Be nice!
No still?
No No No!
*Spins* la la la *Spins* la la la
(Twenty minutes of nonstop spinning later)
Your answer?
*pukes*
