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[News] Old Brigands Home Benefit Dinner **Updated**

WarderDragon

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Old Brigands Home Benefit Dinner
By Duchess Wildstar of Dawn

When? 5PM PST (Paws Standard Time) on Friday, June 11th.
Where? West Britain Bank in Trammel.
Who? The Staff of the Old Brigands Home [OBH]

Come join us at West Britain Bank, Trammel on Friday, June 11, 2010 from 5 to 6 PM PST (8 to 9 PM EST) for the Old Brigands’ Home Benefit Dinner. All funds will go to help the old brigands in the Old Brigands’ Home (Is there really such a thing as an old brigand?). For 100 GP you will get, your choice of a tasty baked meat pie or baked quiche, a quarter slice of watermelon fresh from the garden of Billy Scranton’s father’s Farm, an engraved pan of cookies and the drink of your choice.

(OOC Note: This is meant to be a fun event and only 100 GP will be accepted for the dinner plate.)

The Staff of the Old Brigands’ Home [OBH]​
 

WarderDragon

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Rosa the Brigand Hosts Benefit Dinner
By WarderDragon

On the evening of Friday the 11th of June, a few gullible souls began to gather at the First Bank of New Britain to attend a fund raiser hosted by the Old Brigands Home [OBH]. (Really? Is there such a thing?)



In exchange for a hundred gold coins you could help yourself to an engraved meal sack containing watermelon, sugar cookies, and your choice between Quiche or Britannian Meat Pie (rumored to be made of 100% Lean BDA Choice Sewer Rat). Geriatrics, Oracles, Rangers, True Britannians, and a Brigand who wished to invest in his retirement came from far and wide to indulge in the meal for a (good?) cause.

Strangely, the Town Guard of Britain was no where to be seen. (And sure enough the storehouse for the Salty Dog Tavern was robbed a couple hours before the Fund Raiser). But even more alarming is the disappearance of "Ol' Gran," a senile old brigand who is known for wandering out on his own without pants on.

If you see a elderly man wandering the streets without any pants on, please contact Rosa the Brigand.
 

SuperKen

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If I see an elderly man wandering the streets with no pants on, I'm taking him home!

*licks lips*
 
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