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[News] Ankle Biter, Nibbler, Nip, Tuck and Moonglow Bond Failure

Lady Lava

UO Senior News Reporter
Alumni
Ferret night at Ice Castle


<BLOCKQUOTE>This past monday night I arrived at Ice Castle ready for the monthly Chests of Doom and Delights game hosted by MOA's Monday Night Madness Crew and I was greeted by Vanna White and Demitria.

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Miss Vanna decorated the castle in shades of ice blue for the event. She always does a great job and changes the decor often giving the patrons new eye candy on game night. Needless to say it is not all about the patrons when it comes to Vanna. She herself always matches the decor and she never decorates with a color that is unflattering to her.

The girls seemed tired and Demitria stated that school started that day so the game was going to start on time regardless of attendance and it did.

I soon learned it was ferret night so I quickly made a dash for the stables and brought Tuck back to the castle to frolick with Nip. Tuck being the gay blade that he is was glad to get the chance to come out and play. Vanna had so many ferrets under foot she tripped often......or was she dieing ? There was a lot of dook dook dooking going on.

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The Moonglow issue came up again at this event because of the ferrets about. I have heard this for months now by a handful of players claiming that their ferrets do not bond when housed at the Moonglow Stable. Stranger things have happened so it would not surprise me if it's fact.

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As the evening wore on more people arrived and as always great items were in the chests including rubble. I departed with a cocoon thanks to FiFi LaForge.

Malikae sporting a purple spikey "do" and Great William assisted Vanna in making this a fun night however, a ladies nightmare fell upon me. Another lady arrived wearing the same kilt as me ! Oh the shame, oh the embaressment, oh the pain, oh the suffering.
It was that Dastardly Delight.

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Regardless who shows up to this event, no matter what they are wearing knowone looks as fab as Vanna. Even when she dies not one hair is out of place! How does she do it ?

Great William asks the questions during this game and they were all related to winter, perfect for this time of year.
Thank you MOA and that crazy Madness Crew for great fun.

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Try saying this four times real fast
 
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