[News] A Brief Engagement

[Brytt]

The air is rich and full with the spells of spring, and, in a little corner of northern Britannia, love. As the season is wont to do, it pairs two people together in bonds of affection when you least expect it. Congratuations to Nicholas the Old and Fern Goodfellow, who exchanged wreath garlands in a private ceremony at the Golden Brew Tavern Night on Tuesday.

The bride and groom, who did not announce their plans in advance, exchanged vows that went something like this:

Fern Goodfellow: Nickelbacky.
Fern Goodfellow: Pumpernickles.
Nicholas the Old: Yes, Fern?
Fern Goodfellow: A little favor.
Fern Goodfellow: Just a little thing.
Fern Goodfellow: Pleasssssssssssssssy.
Nicholas the Old: Yes?
Fern Goodfellow: Could thou try this on for a moment.
Nicholas the Old: What is it?
Nicholas the Old: *Turns over in hand.*
Fern Goodfellow: A tropical thingy.
Nicholas the Old: This isn't an Aiel ritual, is it?
Fern Goodfellow: Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Fern Goodfellow: No, no.
Fern Goodfellow: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
Nicholas the Old: *Removes the iron crown from atop his forehead, placing the laurel wreath in its place.*

Fern Goodfellow: EVERYONE!
Fern Goodfellow: I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE
Fern Goodfellow: THE MARRIAGE OF ME and NICHOLAS!

Fern Goodfellow: We have just exchanged flower garlands
Fern Goodfellow: And we are man and wife

Nicholas the Old: *...bursts into an uncharacteristic fit of laughter.*

Fern Goodfellow: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Fern Goodfellow: *kiss*
Fern Goodfellow: *kiss*
Fern Goodfellow: *kiss*
Fern Goodfellow: *kiss*
Fern Goodfellow: *kiss*
Fern Goodfellow: *kiss*
Fern Goodfellow: *kiss*
Fern Goodfellow: *kiss*
Fern Goodfellow: *kiss*
Fern Goodfellow: *kiss*
Fern Goodfellow: *kiss*
Fern Goodfellow: *kiss*
Fern Goodfellow: *kiss*
Fern Goodfellow: *kiss*
Fern Goodfellow: *kiss*
Fern Goodfellow: *kiss*
Fern Goodfellow: *kiss*
Fern Goodfellow: *kiss*
Fern Goodfellow: *kiss*
Fern Goodfellow: *kiss*
Fern Goodfellow: *kiss*
Fern Goodfellow: *kiss*
Fern Goodfellow: *kiss*
Fern Goodfellow: *kiss*

...

Fern Goodfellow: It's totally tropicalegal!


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