New Magincia Aucshunz OPENIN January 26th 9 est

[Zoogi]

Da Aucshun houze iz ready ta go!! Diz Friday nite ad 9 est will b our firzt aucshun. Ip yooz hab itemz yoo wood like ta sell yooz can yell fur Zoogi er Violet in game durin da week. Er mez will b der fur ad leazt uh hour ahed ub time on Friday. Der iz alzo mailboxez sed up ta put stupp in ip yoo wood like.

Ip yooz wanna sell sumtin put wut yoo want ta sell in uh bag wit uh book. In dat book put wut yoo sellin, yoos stardin bid on da item, uh descriptchun ip yooz want n da name ub da character dat will b paid ad da end ub da aucshun. Der iz uh Sample ub how ta set up yooz book on da aucshun floor. Left side. Der will b uh 5 bag limit per seller per aucshun.

No biddin on yooz own stupp ta jack da pricez ub. Try ta not hab all yooz keyz connekted ta spellz n derz uh gewd chance dat wez gunna hab uh goblin bouncer so BEHABE!!! Er yooz will git peed on n den booted!!

Hope ta see uh bunch ub yoo diz FRIDAY NITE JAN 26th 9 EST!!! Da houze iz located on da eaztern side ub Magincia. Liddle furder eazt ub ware da Chriztmuz tree wuz. Yoo cant mizz da hammer n da ting yoo hit wit da hammer on da roof!!! Also will gate frum Luna bank n put uh rune vendor outside

*wabes*

Zoogi

 

[Khyro]

For anyone needing a Goblin-to-English translation:

• There is a new Auction House opening tonight (1/26) at 9:00pm EST.
• You can give items you wish to sell to Zoogi starting an hour early, or bag them up and place them in the mailbox. Make sure to include a book that details what you are selling, the starting bid, any special description, and a way to contact you.
• The Auction house is located in New Magincia at plot E5 (East side of the island)
• Standard auction house rules apply, please no spell casting or fighting inside the auction house -- you may get removed if you are a repeat offender.
• Auction will be run in English, for anyone scared of the goblins.

 

[Poggrog]

For anyone needing a Goblin-to-English translation:

• There is a new Auction House opening tonight (1/26) at 9:00pm EST.
• You can give items you wish to sell to Zoogi starting an hour early, or bag them up and place them in the mailbox. Make sure to include a book that details what you are selling, the starting bid, any special description, and a way to contact you.
• The Auction house is located in New Magincia at plot E5 (East side of the island)
• Standard auction house rules apply, please no spell casting or fighting inside the auction house -- you may get removed if you are a repeat offender.
• Auction will be run in English, for anyone scared of the goblins.

*Pogg holds up a sign that says: YEW TAWK FUNDY!!!*
*Pogg then grins from ear to ear showing all his razor sharp teeth*
*Pogg sticks out his tongue and makes a raspberries noise then runs away laughing*

 

[Zoogi]

Mez wood like ta say Girkle ta eberywun dat attended da aucshun tanite. Hope eberywun enjoyed demzelbez. Wez had 34 lots ub gewdies n brought in 475,125,000 gold fur da sellerz. Hope too see eberywun necktz munt!!!