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A minion arrived just the other day
He came to Siege in the usual way
But there were blues to catch,
and reds to slay
He learned to PK while I was away,
and he was
Gankin 'fore I knew it,
and as he grew, he said:
I'm gonna be like you, Wulf,
You know I'm gonna be like you
And the cat's in the cradle, and the silver spoon
Little minion blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home, minion,
I don't know when
But we'll have a good time then, Wulf
You know we'll have a good time then.
My minion turned legendary just the other day,
he said
Thanks for the dagger, Wulf,
come on let's play
Can you teach me to stab,
I said not today,
I got a lot to do,
he said that's okay
And he walked away but his smile never dimmed,
he said
I'm gonna be like him, yeah
You know I'm gonna be like him.
And the cat's in the cradle, and the silver spoon
Little minion blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home, minion,
I don't know when
But we'll have a good time then
You know we'll have a good time then.
Well he came from Doom just the other day
So much like a red I just had to say
Minion, I'm proud of you,
can we sit for a while?
He shook his head, and said, with a smile
What I'd really like, Wulf,
is to borrow the golden skulls
See ya later, can I have them please?
And the cat's in the cradle,
and the silver spoon
Little minion blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home, minion,
I don't know when
But we'll have a good time then, Wulf
You know we'll have a good time then.
I've long since retired,
my minion's moved away
I called him up just the other day.
I said, I'd like to see you,
if you don't mind, he said
I'd love to, Wulf,
if I could find the time.
You see my new guild's a hassle and the leader's just a newb
But it's been sure nice talkin' to you, yeah
Sure nice talkin' to you.
And as I hung up the phone it occured to me,
He'd grown up just like me, yeah.
My minion was just like me.
And the cat's in the cradle,
and the silver spoon
Little minion blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home, minion,
I don't know when
But we'll have a good time then, Wulf
You know we'll have a good time then.
He came to Siege in the usual way
But there were blues to catch,
and reds to slay
He learned to PK while I was away,
and he was
Gankin 'fore I knew it,
and as he grew, he said:
I'm gonna be like you, Wulf,
You know I'm gonna be like you
And the cat's in the cradle, and the silver spoon
Little minion blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home, minion,
I don't know when
But we'll have a good time then, Wulf
You know we'll have a good time then.
My minion turned legendary just the other day,
he said
Thanks for the dagger, Wulf,
come on let's play
Can you teach me to stab,
I said not today,
I got a lot to do,
he said that's okay
And he walked away but his smile never dimmed,
he said
I'm gonna be like him, yeah
You know I'm gonna be like him.
And the cat's in the cradle, and the silver spoon
Little minion blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home, minion,
I don't know when
But we'll have a good time then
You know we'll have a good time then.
Well he came from Doom just the other day
So much like a red I just had to say
Minion, I'm proud of you,
can we sit for a while?
He shook his head, and said, with a smile
What I'd really like, Wulf,
is to borrow the golden skulls
See ya later, can I have them please?
And the cat's in the cradle,
and the silver spoon
Little minion blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home, minion,
I don't know when
But we'll have a good time then, Wulf
You know we'll have a good time then.
I've long since retired,
my minion's moved away
I called him up just the other day.
I said, I'd like to see you,
if you don't mind, he said
I'd love to, Wulf,
if I could find the time.
You see my new guild's a hassle and the leader's just a newb
But it's been sure nice talkin' to you, yeah
Sure nice talkin' to you.
And as I hung up the phone it occured to me,
He'd grown up just like me, yeah.
My minion was just like me.
And the cat's in the cradle,
and the silver spoon
Little minion blue and the man on the moon
When you comin' home, minion,
I don't know when
But we'll have a good time then, Wulf
You know we'll have a good time then.
In my opinion, one of the saddest songs ever written.
Oh, and I don't need gold anymore. somebody was kind enough to give me some, in trade for some other items.
Oh, and I don't need gold anymore. somebody was kind enough to give me some, in trade for some other items.
Very nice, Wulf...but in the time it took you to type out those lyrics, an entire generation of potential minions who were originally just dying to apply probably just died of old age. 
-Skylark
-Skylark
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Daleth
Guest
I need gold because no one believes me that i know all the ppl who have these idocs and no one will give me the loot!
