My Favorite In-Game Mesage

[uoBuoY]

"You're going to get lucky in about an hour or so."

From the 10th Anni Sculpture

Cracks me up everytime

 

[Cogniac]

"You have worn out your tool."

 

[Katlene]

Ive always liked the ones from scissors!

"Didn't your parents ever tell you not to run with scissors in your hand?"
followed by
"Ha! you missed"
or
"That was an encouter you dont wish to repeat"
or
"That doesn't seem like the smartest thing to do."

Dunno why but they have always made me giggle.

 

[Basara]

Giving boards to a carpenter NPC...

I don't know what's more disturbing - the accidental pr0n or the fact that it's a female NPC stating it to a male character...

 

[Vexxed]

I was making some fukiya darts the other day and back to back got these...

"You have worn out your tool.."

Followed by..

"You do not have enough wood for that" (or quite close)

 

[Lady Michelle]

While I was out taming I accidently target a player. and I got the message this is not a animal.

 

[Fink]

Most Favourite:
"You feel that such an action would be inappropriate."
From using Taste ID on another character



Least favourite:
"You can only skin dead creatures."
I want to be able to skin live ones

 

[PsychoKinetic]

"Dost thou think that is air thine art breathing?"

 

[trammelite]

"Microsoft Windows has discovered a problem with UO:KR and is shutting down the application"

(more or less correctly translated from the german crash message)

 

[Frarc]

"You can not see that" while you standing next to a Balron while you try to tell your pet to attack it.

 

[Nat/Bella]

Back when people actually hung out at taverns, we would buy a blank book, and type in "A date with (insert a player's name). Then you drop it on the innkeeper, who would say: "A date with so-and so? I have no use for this."

 

[christy1221]

When you try to party an npc and they say "Nay, I would rather stay here and watch a nail rust"

 

[Lord Kotan]

"You're going to get lucky in about an hour or so."

From the 10th Anni Sculpture

Cracks me up everytime

You're luck has ran out!

When the hour luck runs out

 

[eccentricjules]

 

[kittykat]

after pub 55 with the new plants, when you set them to deco they'd say "I'm here!" Always made me giggle, sadly they fixed that in pub 56 (guessing it was some kind of internal debugging stuff that let them know the plants were deco'ed - but I thought it was cute hehe).

 

[5% Luck]

I got this message the other day and couldnt figure out how i got it

That statue has no soul.

morbid..

ws in wind and it wasnt an npc message its just appeared on the left.

 

[sapphirediablo11]

Kill them! KIll them all

Anyone else get this message alot at the side of the screen or am i the only black rock infected person here???

 

[Demonous]

 

[Oriana]

Kill them! KIll them all

Anyone else get this message alot at the side of the screen or am i the only black rock infected person here???

You not quite done yet. Get back to work!

 

[Lair Spirit]

"Take a look at my goods"

From the female and male player run vendors. The dressed and the... not so dressed.

 

[Der Rock]

"You're going to get lucky in about an hour or so."

From the 10th Anni Sculpture

Cracks me up everytime

that location is blocked
that location is blocked
that location is blocked
fizzles
fizzles
that location is blocked
that location is blocked
fizzles
fizzles
fizzles

that i call fun with a 115 mage

 

[christy1221]

Kill them! KIll them all

Anyone else get this message alot at the side of the screen or am i the only black rock infected person here???

You not quite done yet. Get back to work!

Tear them to pieces!

Hrmph. Well maybe another time then

 

[Blesh]

Try to taste ID a a keg on your packie. you will see

"you can not taste other peoples goods"

 

[Norrar]

You are Dead

and...

Thou Deserv'st a Second Chance

how many chances do i need? I have to be on at least my..*thinks*

hmm...should hit 5000 today....

that is all...

 

[Barania]

"You're going to get lucky in about an hour or so."

From the 10th Anni Sculpture

Cracks me up everytime

I don't really have a favorite but the one that I hate the most, playing on Siege, is that crazy gump that comes up when you want to gate somewhere when you really do and it asks you if you want to go and then on the return trip warns/asks you again if you want to come back. I mean come on....you play in a land where you can get whacked just about anywhere and you have to get quizzed about whether you want to enter a gate. The quizzes can mean death.

Although not a message, the black pearl that spawn in Moonglow in the early morning and don't work have always bothered me.

Jack Nickelson

 

[Hildebrand]

Try giving an NPC a "shaft"
*giggles*

 

[Dodger]

"You're going to get lucky in about an hour or so."

From the 10th Anni Sculpture

Cracks me up everytime

The irony is funny?