Moonglow needs your help.

[Kattasrophe]

As of Last night the Rabbid Animals have gotten worse, They are stronger, They poison, and they are biting even more citizens. I am fearing the worse for my citizens as I have already slayed many of these horrible animals, and few of my citizens. A Governor's job is to do what's best for their city, I have been bitten a numerous amount of times but have yet to truly have side effects from it. I think some of us can resist the poison. In all hopes I honestly HOPE so..I have done a crime killing my own citizens, but I believe the King will understand, The citizens I have slayed were bitten by the rabbid animals, They attack you and are as fast as a paragon, We need your help citizens of Sasoria! If we don't help all of us will die! So please! Help kill these animals! Bring some supplies with you! (weapons, repairs, etc etc) The time is NOW not a day from now or a week. If you are brave enough to do it that is. It takes a person with a heart and curourage but I think some of us have that in us. Are you willing to sacrifice your life to save others? I hope so. This link below is the starting of what happened. So please read it.
http://stratics.com/community/threads/moonglow-is-under-quarantine.315373/

From your friend, Kattasrophe

 

[Wulf2k]

Every time I walk through, everything is fine.

I think Katt's just been licking a rabid toad and has been running around a field yelling at the grass.

 

[Kattasrophe]

Every time I walk through, everything is fine.

I think Katt's just been licking a rabid toad and has been running around a field yelling at the grass.

*glares*

 

[Wulf2k]

Aggressive behavior is a common side-effect of toad withdrawal.

 

[Kattasrophe]

Aggressive behavior is a common side-effect of toad withdrawal.

Okay Mr. Wulf go to Moonglow and see my dead body where a dog killed me.. THEN you'll believe me! *grumbles*

 

[Troop]

Well it seems to be spreading now. What's the plan to stop this?

 

[Wulf2k]

The shard has been nuked from orbit.

No traces of infection remain.

 

[Kattasrophe]

The shard has been nuked from orbit.

No traces of infection remain.

Oh really? This should be interesting..

 

[Ru TnT]

The shard has been nuked from orbit.

No traces of infection remain.

No traces of Siege remain. Not sure the nuke was a good idea.

 

[Igg A Pie]

well like most in most movies that involve infection, cognition and world war z come to mind. we need to find a host or source, get a sample(blood/dna/specimen) and then create an antidote. this would be a great opertunity for the "forensic id" skill along with alchemy and anatomy.

 

[Wulf2k]

If by "Find a host, get a sample and then create an antidote" you mean "Get 20 tamers together and jump through an EM-created gate into a swarm of monsters and hope to loot some cool crap", well, let's just say that you're in for quite the treat.

 

[Igg A Pie]

actually that is not what I meant......lol. but hey, I am down foe whatever hehe

 

[Kattasrophe]

Actually I think Iggy means he is wanting to take some blood tests.. I aint scared.. Im used to being poked with needles.. (diabetic) Anyhow, I think its a smart idea.

 

[crossandmore]

Line up starts at the Umbra Bloodletters office?

 

[Wulf2k]

Sure, gather everybody in one place....

"The doctor will see you now"
"Ok, thanks, I'm glad for the opportunity to prove I'm not a spiGRAAAAARGH MY FACE AND MY INNARDS THEY'RE BEING INFESTED WITH EGGS IT BUUUUURNS"
"Silence human. Relax. There there. Coo coo and other quaint vertebrate sayings."
"Yes my queen. All is well."
"Here is a fly stuck to a lollipop. Please send in the next patient."

 

[crossandmore]

You know the cure only works if it seems like your face s melting off.
*Yes you died a horrible death,but you weren't infested! Count your blessings!*

 

[crossandmore]

All hail queen arachnia!

 

[Wulf2k]

This spider thing is turning into quite the sticky situation. People are weaving webs of lies and deceit, and spinning the truth to cocoon themselves from suspicion.

I've had venom directed my way and at least one female has attempted to bite my head off.

It has been far from silky-smooth sailing.


...I'm out of puns. Have a picture of the world's cutest spider.

Edit: Picture removed because Katt is having an allergic reaction to a case of the Awwws.
Edit2: Picture replaced with publicly acceptable alternative.
Edit3: Picture replaced with the first google image result for Kattasrophe.

 

[Kattasrophe]

Oh My god Wulf.. Please take that picture off! I hate Spiders and its scaring me... ITS EYES ARE WATCHING ME!!!

 

[Wulf2k]

Why for you no like the awws?

 

[Kattasrophe]

Why for you no like the awws?

WULF!!! NO MORE PICTURES OF SPIDERS!! *screams and runs into a cornor rocking and trying not to hypervinalate*

 

[Wulf2k]

Don't rock in the corner, you'll hit the wall.

Rock in the center of the room, and curl into the fetal position in the corners.

 

[Kattasrophe]

Omg What the heck is that thing! *screams even louder and runs to an underground home*