mmmm how i seduced a fair maiden in UO

[CountSilverbow]

i saw her at luna shopping for armor ... , i bought her a gift of great fortune, i lured her to my alt manor, i invited her in for dinner of brains and heart ,, i took her to the master bedroom , i bit her neck , she quivered and melted in my arms, her heart was mine for all time to come, i mentioned how i would give her a 250 gift card to macys's she was reluctant, i said its the counts life and the counts money to do with what he pleases, and to seduce anyone he chooses married or not ,,... she went silent .i said i how i missed hearing from her in vent .. i wondered if all her friends and people who entertain her could get together and buy her a chicken sandwich with cheese ... shell never know who the Count really is ... for he is a truculent prince ...

ok cmon people i just made this up in like 5 min why dont you people post here more so that we can actually have some stuff to read i mean contribute it would be grand who cares about what you say and who cares if the mods cant handle what you say just post it anyway before i enter my crypt for eternity mmmm eternity sound so yuummmy

 

[Kahlan]

these boards used to be so busy, lively even.... is the decline of uo so far gone that no one has anything to say of consequence? of substance? only the pvp #$%* talkers tend to post here anymore, with the exception of some of the sticky threads. this too can be added to the things i miss from back in the day

 

[mutau]

people come and go, some moved on, some of the trollers got banned, some drop in to say a "Hi."

 

[Duke X. Winter]

I have nothing to add to this thread except for this....

 

[BeefSupreme]

Post pics of your vendors/packs?

 

[Trash Collector]

In other news, my Beetle George decided to go off on his own.

Fortunately, there was a nice tamer who gave me a new ride and I've named him 'Loyal'.

He hasn't failed me yet!

 

[Duke X. Winter]

It's an anteater! Hilarious.