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Merry Christmas from The TnT Family

Kat

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Merry Christmas from The TnT Family


Kat got drunk and Hattori got drunk at our Christmas party
We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little Krystal brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him until he sang
Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad

Brother Nixon brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Leaf
And the two identical twins from his second wife Kiwillian
Of course he brought his new wife Shay
Who talks all about AA
Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel
The First Noel

Carve the Turkey
Turn the ball game on
Fix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send Nadal & Virgil to the Quickpak Store
We need some ice and an extension cord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
A box of Tampons, some Marlboro Lights
Halelluja everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the TnT family

Davy and Michelle drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our Christmas lights
Cousin Sprago knew just what went wrong
So we all waited out on our front lawn
He threw a breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night, Silent Night, Oh Holy Night

Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
Make Bloody Mary's
Cause We All Want One!
Send Sal & Elvis to the Stop 'N Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
A box of Tampons, some Salem Lights
Halelluja, everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the TnT Family

Feliz Navidad!


[Of course there are many other TnT members, but it wouldn't be prudent to share their shenanigans with the general public!]
 

AEowynSP

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OH gawd and this is why I hate county music. It's like stand up comedy set to music.
Happy holidays to one and all.

Oh and whats with all the tampons?
 

kelmo

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H

HaHa

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My X-mas card from my guild to TnT 2 years ago was much better. ;)

Merry Christmas everyone.
 

Tiberius

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OH gawd and this is why I hate county music. It's like stand up comedy set to music.
Happy holidays to one and all.

Oh and whats with all the tampons?
Did you really set me up for this one?
 

Mr.StinkyPants

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OH gawd and this is why I hate county music. It's like stand up comedy set to music.
Happy holidays to one and all.

Oh and whats with all the tampons?

u would love wyoming we play both kinds of music here, country and western!
 

Hattori Hanzo

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Wow, I have a hangover. Muust have passed out because I feel like someone tried to see how many tampons my b--t can hold.
 
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Tairon

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Not sure if I should feel sad or relieved that I did not make it into Kat's song .........
 
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