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As per instructions, I sailed to Buc's Den ti find my new nemesis. But the only drunken pirate there...was drunk!!
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I didn't know what to do! How can I implore my wrath if he doesn't care?? But then I took a page from Star Trek and decided to get drunk too.
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and drunker.
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and drunker... .... ...gimme that hat!
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There for awhile I forgot what I was mad about. (Don't tell Kelmo!)
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Can you beleive it!!! He still ignores me!! Now I am stomping mad! How dare he attack my poor unarmed, unmanned girl!! And then just stand there and drink!!!
He is a first class number one chicken****!! He will not face me on the open seas! With armaments and crew! He IS NO pirate! Just a DRUNKEN SLOB!!