Prepare yourselves, summoners!
Were out on tour in support of our new album Gankgrinder, and all the Pentakillers are going crazy. Were pushing new boundaries with a totally merciless brand of metal on this one, and the new record is poised to raise the bar on brutality forever. Weve laid down even crunchier bass lines and denser instrumentals than our previous cuts, Respawn Awaits or Seasons in Summoners Rift. These new tracks will take you down to the darkest depths and then sink you even lower.
Were hearing reports that a record number of fans are being trampled to death out there in the pit. How delightfully painful! Still, our label insists that we eject the most destructive perpetrators for the sake of our legal defense. I see a few champions out there causing havoc. Maybe its time for them to go on sale!
Its time to shred, summoners! Tickets to this show are only on sale from August 10 until August 13, so get in line now before you have to deal with the scalpers.
Continue reading...
Were out on tour in support of our new album Gankgrinder, and all the Pentakillers are going crazy. Were pushing new boundaries with a totally merciless brand of metal on this one, and the new record is poised to raise the bar on brutality forever. Weve laid down even crunchier bass lines and denser instrumentals than our previous cuts, Respawn Awaits or Seasons in Summoners Rift. These new tracks will take you down to the darkest depths and then sink you even lower.
Were hearing reports that a record number of fans are being trampled to death out there in the pit. How delightfully painful! Still, our label insists that we eject the most destructive perpetrators for the sake of our legal defense. I see a few champions out there causing havoc. Maybe its time for them to go on sale!
- Iron Solari Leona is so metal that shes practically made of iron, but her Solar Flares are competing with the pyrotechnics. Its time for her to light up somebody elses stage. Book her for your concert for 487 RP.
- High Noon Twisted Fate looks like he showed up to the wrong concert. Theres no blue grass on this stage, cowboy, only enough metal to make you wish you stayed out to pasture. Give this country boy a ride home for 487 RP.
- Sewn Chaos Orianna clearly got all dolled up for the show, but she didnt buy a ticket for her ball. No freeloaders at this sold out arena! You can take her and her plus one for 260 RP.
- Singed tried to bring his own drinks into the venue. If you expect to get that past the bouncers youre going to need to bring a smaller flask next time. You can find him emptying his drink out back for 292 RP.
- Fiora got stopped at the metal detector for trying to smuggle a three foot blade into the club. Leave the rapier at home next time its not exactly subtle. You can find her curbside for 487 RP.
- Karthus got arrested mid-set for biting the head off a yordle that somebody tossed onto the stage. You can post his bail for 487 RP.
Its time to shred, summoners! Tickets to this show are only on sale from August 10 until August 13, so get in line now before you have to deal with the scalpers.
Continue reading...