Hello, cash bags! Corporate Mundo here, busy setting up new gym membership to get in shape. Sadly, Mundo not welcome at actual gyms. They say Mundos sweat eat through yoga mats and create toxic fumes. So Mundo telling employees to buy gym equipment and bring to company basement. We set up gym there! Other workers welcome to join, but can only work out when Mundo gone
or they clean up Mundos manky towels after workout. Silence, flunkies! No bother Mundo with complaints about rash! Mundo pump iron where he pleases!
Mundo celebrating new healthy lifestyle with big new sale! You look and buy, then get ready for Mundos new beefcake quads!
Sale start on May 29 and last until June 1. Gym set up after that and Mundo need to stop celebrating, start crunching abs! Buy for Mundo, share the burn!
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Mundo celebrating new healthy lifestyle with big new sale! You look and buy, then get ready for Mundos new beefcake quads!
- Xin Zhao incorporate mystic philosophy into old-fashioned butt kicking. Mundo like. He sell to you for 487 RP.
- Rumble wreak havoc in R&D division. Produce nothing but funny silver car that disappear when it reach 88 MPH. You buy him for only 487 RP.
- Taric stand in for fluorescent lighting in hallway outside Mundos office. Blue glow freaking Mundo out. Pick him up for 292 RP.
- Hyena Warwick never stop laughing. Staff think he funny. Mundo think he creepy. Buy him for 487 RP.
- Shurima Desert Zilean filled with ancient wisdom and insight. No good for Mundos jet set lifestyle. Take him away from Mundo for 487 RP.
- Aristocrat Vayne put the steaminess in steampunk. Also file harassment lawsuit against Mundo. Buy for 260 RP, save Mundos lawyer bills.
Sale start on May 29 and last until June 1. Gym set up after that and Mundo need to stop celebrating, start crunching abs! Buy for Mundo, share the burn!
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