[LoL News] Lil’ Slugger Trundle’s Half-off Draft

[Adiados]

Listen up, Tribe! Lil’ Slugger Trundle is here to whip this team into shape; get off the bench and take a knee. We’ve got the big game against the Demacian Standards coming up, and if we’re gonna troll them good, we need the best sluggers Valoran’s got to offer. MuahahaHAHA!

Our roster’s lookin’ a little light – we might have to pick up some mid-season replacements. Share in my agony and help me draft these new players; maybe we can pick them up at sleeper salaries.

• Talon’s got a nice sprint and can steal home with that fancy Shadow Assault of his. He’d win a run and no one would know until it’s too late! Add him to the roster for 487 RP.
• When you’ve got to stop a runner in his place, Sion is the man for the job. Just don’t be near the batter’s box when he’s swinging that axe. Gives my bat a run for its money. Just 292 RP.
• Muahaha! Evelynn’s coming up from the minors and she’s too troll-y to pass up. That stealth comes in handy when running the bases. Pick her up for just 292 RP.

• Aristocrat Vayne comes dressed to impress, but she’s definitely trolling if she thinks she can run in those heels. There’s no tumbling in baseball! Grab her for 260 RP.
• Crimson Elite Talon can pinch hit in a… well, a pinch. I’ve seen him slug one over the big wall at Ruhgosk Field. Have this Noxian bat for the team for 487 RP.
• I hope Resistance Caitlyn’s pitching aim is as good as her gun sights. Just keep lobbing those Ace in the Holes and we’ll crush those Demacians! Have her pitch a no-hitter for 260 RP.

This half-off draft will only last from September 14 to September 17, so add these sluggers to your roster before the big game. And remember, on game day, I expect to see some hustle. If these champs can’t cut it, I’ll have to knock some out of the park myself!

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