Jungle ganked on the job? Support not carrying your team? Hit-and-run by a Teemo mushroom? Im Gragas, Esq. and Im a lawyer
*hic* and Ill fight for you! My champion clients
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Myyyy champion clients can tell you ol Gragas, Esq. fights and wins your case, no matter what! Just listen to these testimonials and save some RP on my favorite clients:
Look at all that glowing praise! If youve been in an accident or the unfortunate victim of collateral AoE damage, you have the right to representation, and Im the biggest representation you can get! Ha ha! Wheres my brandy? *hic*
Im Gragas, Esq., and Im here to fight for *hic* hold on ooof. We might have to take a quick recess to empty the ol cask, if you catch my drift. HAH. *BEEEEEEEELCH*
These prices on my clientele will last from September 4 to September 7. Call now and get the help that you need! Maybe Ill even share a *hic* drink with you. Actually, put me on retainer first. Then well get those drinks.
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Myyyy champion clients can tell you ol Gragas, Esq. fights and wins your case, no matter what! Just listen to these testimonials and save some RP on my favorite clients:
- Bilgewater Katarina: Aye, Gragas, Esq. sprung me from lockup after I gave a few of my enemies an acute case of death. 487 RP
- Noxus Hunter Anivia: Caw caw! I used to be a real cry-o-phoenix until Gragas, Esq. won my workplace injury lawsuit and I was able to buy this sweet new armor with the settlement money. 260 RP
- Molten Rammus: Gragas, Esq. ok. Money ok. 487 RP
Look at all that glowing praise! If youve been in an accident or the unfortunate victim of collateral AoE damage, you have the right to representation, and Im the biggest representation you can get! Ha ha! Wheres my brandy? *hic*
- Galio: Gragas, Esq. turned my Sentinels Sorrow into a Sentinels Payday and got me 4.5 million gold from my health insurance company. 487 RP
- Anivia: After five champions beat me up inside my egg and posted the video to YouTube, Gragas Esq. landed me another huge settlement for my embarrassment. 487 RP
- Tryndamere: I got over twenty tickets from the Freljord Highway Patrol for not having the right chains on my snow tires. Gragas, Esq. threw a barrel into the courthouse and now I dont have to go to court. 292 RP
Im Gragas, Esq., and Im here to fight for *hic* hold on ooof. We might have to take a quick recess to empty the ol cask, if you catch my drift. HAH. *BEEEEEEEELCH*
These prices on my clientele will last from September 4 to September 7. Call now and get the help that you need! Maybe Ill even share a *hic* drink with you. Actually, put me on retainer first. Then well get those drinks.
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