Corporate Mundo send out many memos today. Explain Mundos bold new vision for companys future. Staff whine over tiny details like 100-hour work weeks and no air conditioning during daylight hours. So Mundo call feedback meeting, let them speak their mind, then beat them unconscious with briefcase. Whining stop. Tiny details now embraced by all.
With staff attitude corrected, Mundo moving forward with vision starting with new sale! Buy skins and champions for Mundo, let Mundo give happy profit report!
Champions and skins only on sale from May 22 through May 25. Then Mundo count up profits and enjoy new perks. Buy for Mundo, money bags. Bold new vision not work unless you do.
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With staff attitude corrected, Mundo moving forward with vision starting with new sale! Buy skins and champions for Mundo, let Mundo give happy profit report!
- Shaco exploit creepy clown brand to great effect. Mundo ban floppy shows and rubber noses from workplace in order to keep Mundos terror in check. He available now for 487 RP.
- Gangplank take ruthless advantage of Casual Friday by dressing like pirate every time. Buy him for 487 RP, or else Mundo make him wear tie!
- Yorick dig graves and hope to restore family legacy. No growth potential in that. Mundo unload him on you for 487 RP.
- Blood Moon Akali wear scary mask, give Mundo the creeps. You pick her up for only 487 RP.
- Ionia Master Yi display proud cultural legacy of Ionian island city-state then butcher enemies like crazed mongoose. He on sale for 487 RP.
- Almost-Prom King Amumu had evening ruined when bucket of pigs blood dumped on his head. Mundo not sure what happened next but you buy him for 260 RP.
Champions and skins only on sale from May 22 through May 25. Then Mundo count up profits and enjoy new perks. Buy for Mundo, money bags. Bold new vision not work unless you do.
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