[LoL News] Corporate Mundo Announce New Skins and Champions Sale!

[Taylor]

Corporate Mundo now Number One sales guy in universe! Mundo rewarded with corner office, good parking spot and key to executive bathroom. Now Mundo really can go where he pleases.

Mundo want to thank fans’ wallets for bringing Mundo so much joy! So Mundo give you new sale on skins and champions.

• Nasus guard the desert sands. Him have useless job, so Mundo must fire him. Buy now for 292 RP.
• Katarina not adhere to office dress code. Bare midriff make legal department nervous. Add her to roster for 487 RP.
• Fizz make deep inroads in little-seen “fish man” demographic. Also run people through with harpoon. Mundo like. You can have him for 487 RP.

• Ironscale Shyvana not as freaky as regular Shyvana. Also, Mundo have tough time killing her in that armor. But Mundo give her to you for 487 RP.
• Void Nocturne glide through walls of new office, interrupt Mundo’s private time. Take him for only 260 RP.
• Dreadknight Nasus hang out around office, and make colleagues worry about new hard-core “corporate downsizing” policy. Look cool when buy with Nasus champion. Mundo let you pick up his contract for 487 RP.

Sale last until May 11th. Then Mundo moving into new office, and not have time to take orders. Mundo’s generosity limited, and Mundo need money for new upscale lifestyle. So buy now. NOW!!!

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