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LOL Malador OoooOOooOoo

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Saint of Killers

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Hey Mal, sorry I don't print pix, but how'd you like the @ss kickin' in Despise last night? You were at full life, sitting there with Kahl (the 1 trick poison pony). I jumped you with no one else on you with my stealther newb Rathskeller. Dismount/summon pix/all kill newb Mal/para shot/mortal/moving shot/moving shot/cure Kahl's 4 poisons/OooOooooO lolololol

Your boy Kahl tried to help by dp'ing me over and over as I stayed on your @ss to no avail.

End result in the 1v2 (with me being the 1 obv):

Saint's newb stealther 1
Maldor's silly bushy mage 0

Did you get a screenshot? I'd love to see it.

LOLOLOLOLOL
 

Itari

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Now I would hate to defend Malador...but was your screenshot just to blurry to post?
 
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Malador

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Now I would hate to defend Malador...but was your screenshot just to blurry to post?
His screen shot might be too blurry but it would for sure show many other UOD chasing us, it would show his presummoned 3-4 pixies and it would show the fact that Kahl had troubles of his own.

It was a nice kill but it was not a 1 v 1 saint try again. A 1 v 1 is where two people are alone and no one else is hitting either of them or affecting the fight. Such as I had with Tupac.

And if you want to claim a kill shot you must show a kill shot

:postpics:
 

Lynk

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I have to ask, why a wrestle/bushido mage? Just for confidence??
 

Saint of Killers

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I don't do screen shots. I don't need em, and I always tell it like it is. No one else hit you. Just me. It went dismount Mal/THEN summon pixies with my 4/6 (lame but quite fun)/then run you down. It's all good, and yes I know what a 1v1 is. It's something you never accept with me, so I have to resort to sneaking up on you to get a fight in, or else it's just a chase. :p
 

dukarlo

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Id be interested in seeing a screenshot. Its really not that difficult to hit Print Screen then paste it to paint at a later time. I know Saint will never post one though. A picture truly does say a thousand words in todays UO.
 

Kahlan_FHP

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I don't do screen shots. I don't need em, and I always tell it like it is. No one else hit you. Just me. It went dismount Mal/THEN summon pixies with my 4/6 (lame but quite fun)/then run you down. It's all good, and yes I know what a 1v1 is. It's something you never accept with me, so I have to resort to sneaking up on you to get a fight in, or else it's just a chase. :p
Saint, your idea of a 1v1 is so far away from what everyone else knows is a 1v1. I have a somewhat small rep here that people understand I try to be as truthful as i can (as I said somewhat, lol). And I dont have to go into great detail other than to say you're full of shi*. I know for a fact we had people all over us coming from both directions.

Ill 1v1 you anyday. 5 mill. We need to find a middle man. Mystra???
 

Saint of Killers

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Saint, your idea of a 1v1 is so far away from what everyone else knows is a 1v1. I have a somewhat small rep here that people understand I try to be as truthful as i can (as I said somewhat, lol). And I dont have to go into great detail other than to say you're full of shi*. I know for a fact we had people all over us coming from both directions.

Ill 1v1 you anyday. 5 mill. We need to find a middle man. Mystra???
Anytime 1 handed noxxer.

Edit: and let me guess...since you're 1 handed your rules will be...no disarm, but we can chug pots? Correct?
 

dukarlo

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Saint, your idea of a 1v1 is so far away from what everyone else knows is a 1v1. I have a somewhat small rep here that people understand I try to be as truthful as i can (as I said somewhat, lol). And I dont have to go into great detail other than to say you're full of shi*. I know for a fact we had people all over us coming from both directions.

Ill 1v1 you anyday. 5 mill. We need to find a middle man. Mystra???
Id recomend doing it at Jelom Farms or something. Its enclosed and would only let Saint run as far as the fences.
 

Kahlan_FHP

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Anytime 1 handed noxxer.

Edit: and let me guess...since you're 1 handed your rules will be...no disarm, but we can chug pots? Correct?

ROFL. Whatever floats your boat tarzan. I want to see you put up the money first. Im not even going to waste my time flushing this UOD turd unless money is on the table. Please say you are going to play your acher? HAHAHA!

EDIT**- btw, my char is two handed. Just that Im so skilled I only need one hand to wield my weapon. The other hand is used to flip you off as you are face down ass up.
 

Kahlan_FHP

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Id recomend doing it at Jelom Farms or something. Its enclosed and would only let Saint run as far as the fences.

I was thinking that or a house thats built with an arena for fighting. Would prevent any outside interference.
 
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FIRE[TDR]

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your gonna need a 6x6 or smaller to keep saint on screen :bowdown:
 

Kahlan_FHP

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your gonna need a 6x6 or smaller to keep saint on screen :bowdown:
Do they make anything smaller? Maybe Saint will agree to take off the rabbit boots just for a few minutes so we can duel. Dont worry saint, no reason to cry in vent anymore (I dont know how I put up with that--hearing you cry about not getting your x-heals). The fight will go quick either way.
 
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FIRE[TDR]

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Do they make anything smaller? Maybe Saint will agree to take off the rabbit boots just for a few minutes so we can duel. Dont worry saint, no reason to cry in vent anymore (I dont know how I put up with that--hearing you cry about not getting your x-heals). The fight will go quick either way.
dont go to small he will telly right out of the wall
 
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Malador

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I don't do screen shots. I don't need em, and I always tell it like it is. No one else hit you. Just me. It went dismount Mal/THEN summon pixies with my 4/6 (lame but quite fun)/then run you down. It's all good, and yes I know what a 1v1 is. It's something you never accept with me, so I have to resort to sneaking up on you to get a fight in, or else it's just a chase. :p
Now your sounding like a moron. You have no idea who else hit me. Only I know who hit me and like I said if you want to claim a kill shot you have to show a kill shot.

Next time try sneaking up on me when I dont already have several other players trying to kill me.

Oh and your pixies were presummoned.

You will need a screen shot to prove you killed me.
 
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Mystra

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Hey Mal, sorry I don't print pix, but how'd you like the @ss kickin' in Despise last night? You were at full life, sitting there with Kahl (the 1 trick poison pony). I jumped you with no one else on you with my stealther newb Rathskeller. Dismount/summon pix/all kill newb Mal/para shot/mortal/moving shot/moving shot/cure Kahl's 4 poisons/OooOooooO lolololol

Your boy Kahl tried to help by dp'ing me over and over as I stayed on your @ss to no avail.

End result in the 1v2 (with me being the 1 obv):

Saint's newb stealther 1
Maldor's silly bushy mage 0

Did you get a screenshot? I'd love to see it.

LOLOLOLOLOL
No goodcan come of this .
I know malador can take care of himself but take it someplace else
 
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