Kate the brigand is in front of my house. Why doesn't she love me?

[onthefifty]

She's red and angry.

Why cant i woo her with flowers and white chocolates?

Or lull her into my arms by playing a song on my lute?

Or beat her into submission and make her my own?

Would be good for roleplay no?

Sorry, i had a lot of coffee today and didn't take my
meds.

 

[kelmo]

Ever see "Taming of the Shrew"? *winks*

 

[ACB1961]

She's red and angry.

Why cant i woo her with flowers and white chocolates?

Or lull her into my arms by playing a song on my lute?

Or beat her into submission and make her my own?

Would be good for roleplay no?

Sorry, i had a lot of coffee today and didn't take my
meds.

I think she was just hurt by the Brigand chieftan. We all know how those guys are.

Give her some time she'll come around.