JHELOM NEEDS HELP

[whiterabbit]

OUT GUBNOR BEES SICK, HIMZ WIFE SICK AND MANY CITIZEN TOOA. MEBE A PLAGUE. WEES NEED MEDICINES AN HEALERS. THE GATE TO CITY ARE LOCKED. TO PREVENT THE SPREAD OB WOT EBER IT IS. SO PLZ SEND AID. ALLA SICKIES GOT BIG RED AND BLUE BLOTCHES AND FEAVERS

LT GOBNOR OZOG GIANTFART

 

[Marisa Kirisame]

What is that supposed to mean, exactly?

And why your goblins talk like that? Mine speak properly already, better than some humans or elves do.

 

[whiterabbit]

JELLYSTONE BEE SICK CITY
AND YOU JUST LIKE TROING STONES HUH?
YOOS A TROLL

 

[Ashlynn_L]

That is just how the Chesapeake goblins speak. You need to approach any translation like a puzzle that has no solution.

 

[Marisa Kirisame]

My Siege goblins speak better than some humans do.

 

[whiterabbit]

DIN YOU DOMESSICATED DEM
DEY LOSSES ALLA DER ROOTS BAH

 

[Marisa Kirisame]

Probably. Guess their tribes were outcasts of the society... That was long ago before I came.
Anyway they're far more intelligent now and have a proper knowledge of languages and manners.

 

[whiterabbit]

bah GOBLINS BEEES FER FUNZ