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It's time to upgrade the rabbits! RABBITS i tells yas!

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sean_lo

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*Updated*
So here i am training my rabbit! It has 100 wrestling/tactics and close to 100 anatomy! 125 str and dex!

However, it is still doing a puny 1 melee damage. *Sobs*

Raise your arms with me my friends. Let us push our demands to the developers, and scream in their purple rabbit ears until they let rabbits do an upgraded 5-5 melee damage when trained up!

RABBITS should kick fracking greater chickens so hard that they can't lay eggs till lord british comes back to uo!

Oh! Throw in pack instinct while you're at it.

Added:
For the unbelievers who think rabbits are not rabid killers!
http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k297/kenrob121375/?action=view&current=Bad-assTexasrabbit.flv
 
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Guest

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Glad to know I am not the only one training a killer bunny....
 
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Lunaticus

Guest
You are definitely not alone in your killer bunny quest. I only wish I could have found one of the purple ones! Alas, I am stuck with my boring pink guy.
 
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imported_Fran Fury

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until they let rabbits do an upgraded 5-5 melee damage when trained up!


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Then they will rank right up there with fully trained wrestlers.
 
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Chango Pelon

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HA! I am an Elder Wrestler and I am lucky to do 5-6 damage with max DI on.


 
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Guest

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That should be changed, too. Maybe Wrestling as a whole needs some updates.

I would assume that wrestling includes punching. Being punched in the face hurts pretty bad, heh.
 
Goldberg-Chessy

Goldberg-Chessy

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Uo needs a dynamite rabbit like the classic one in Monty Python's Holy Grail.

Ripping out flesh &amp; leaping from neck to neck whilst Tim The Enchanter tries to tell the knights how bad-ass the bunny is.
 
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Guest

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"Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide; it's a killer! He'll do you up a treat mate! I'm warning you! He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!"

Note: Rabbits, rodents? I thought they were lapines. Eh.
 
Sneaky Que

Sneaky Que

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That should be changed, too. Maybe Wrestling as a whole needs some updates.


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Yes, wrestle needs some major love.


On the UBER rabbit idea? I dunno.... *imagines stealth tamer popping out with a gank squad of 5 rabbits*
 
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Guest

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That should be changed, too. Maybe Wrestling as a whole needs some updates.

I would assume that wrestling includes punching. Being punched in the face hurts pretty bad, heh.

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UO can jump on the whole MMA craze and give wrestlers tap out moves.
 
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Chango Pelon

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Id throw down some Judo throws followed by some GnP then finish up with a slick BJJ submission hold...

By the way, MW unification fight tomorrow night.
 
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sean_lo

Guest
What's wrong with the developers! It's been almost 9 hours and they still haven't coded in the rabbit changes yet?

I DEMAND THAT RABBITS DO 5-5 DAMAGE WHEN TRAINED UP!

Yell with me my friends so we can bring change to the world!
 
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Guest

Guest
I wish we could breed pets with one another. That way could breed my super dragon with my greater chicken and get chickens that are as tough as regular dragons or white wyrms but still only be one follower slot like a regular chicken.
 
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Fayled Dhreams

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Harvest them for leather feathers...

now your talking!

(thilly hippie ... I know you ... you just want "fringe" for your leather items ... gonna be a cowboy!) .. j/k

breeding and cross breeding ... truely a wider path ....

pack instinct on 4 purple vorpal hybreds ... zip zap zoooom! chew a leg off a Greater dragon before it knew what hit it ...
 
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Guest

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Heh, have the Devs make some Spiked Gauntlets that boost the amount of damage Wrestle does when worn. Make them do damage comparable to Tekagis.
 
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imported_Sarphus

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My wife asked me to tame her a giant rabbit...

I explained to her that there isn't one and she was disappointed.

The addition of a giant bunny would make my wife happy... maybe then she'd even play lol
 
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Guest

Guest
Finally got my bright purple jack rabbit...

Took about 4 hours in Zento, hehe. =P
 
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Fayled Dhreams

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My wife asked me to tame her a giant rabbit...

I explained to her that there isn't one and she was disappointed.

The addition of a giant bunny would make my wife happy... maybe then she'd even play lol

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get her an account (allll her own)...
and a copy of Harvey

RPG at its finest
 
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Lord_locke

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I wish we could breed pets with one another. That way could breed my super dragon with my greater chicken and get chickens that are as tough as regular dragons or white wyrms but still only be one follower slot like a regular chicken.


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Yeah, but the problem is they can't mate without the chicken exploding.

 
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Fayled Dhreams

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Yeah, but the problem is they can't mate without the chicken exploding.



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pfffft! city boy ...
If your chicken is exploding ...
Doh!

your doing it wrong ...


Not going for little ankle biting dragons ... foo !

giagantic red eyed 4-5slot-800+HP Super CHICKENS
preferably Males ... With Deeded SPURS of valorite or Dragon Scales ...
eats rune beetles like the yard bugs they are ...
Peck a cu straight into a smoking crater
and scratch his master in afta ...

THATS what we're talking about ...


city boy



j/k
 
Lord Gareth

Lord Gareth

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Which would hurt more? A man with a fist or a rabbit going nuts on you with Long Sharp Nails and Two Killer teeth?

I think a psycho Rabbit wins hands down (No pun intended)
 
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Guest

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"Which would hurt more? A man with a fist or a rabbit going nuts on you with Long Sharp Nails and Two Killer teeth?"

In actuality, the rabbit's teeth might hurt more, but they're only so long, so they can't penetrate deep enough to kill you. Only way they could is if you let them nibble on your jugular or wrist for a while.

However a good palm strike to the nose of someone can kill them instantly by shoving the cartilage of their' nose into their brain.
 
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Guest

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I wish we could breed pets with one another. That way could breed my super dragon with my greater chicken and get chickens that are as tough as regular dragons or white wyrms but still only be one follower slot like a regular chicken.


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Hehe i just thought of crossing a horse and dragon and getting something out of shrek the third!
 
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Guest

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That'd make a Nightmare. Long ago with the old Lore system, when you lored a Nightmare it would give you the message "This could be used as a beast of burden. This is also used for it's Dragon's Blood." Or something very similar to that, been a long time.
 
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